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Michelle ponders deeply, "Ah, the mystery is finally solved as to why there is a male dominated ratio in the forums. All the women are in the pub, the hub of reality has turned into a hub of fantasy for the women from which they cannot escape. Here magnetism flourishes and pulsates, permeating the atmosphere and the minds of unsuspecting females."

Michelle suddenly realizes, "I thought all I wanted was a margarita. Free will was not present in this reality."

The neon sign over the bar spoke volumes. Determinism Hour. At least for an hour, the drinks would make sense.