The bartender walks over to Michelle and says, "Lady, you are not following the
Rules of the Pub", as he points to the sign next to the door. The bartender continues, "You may only speak in the third person here. That is the rule". Michelle looks at the bartender wide-eyed and jaw dropped. "Now, will that margarita be frozen or on ice?". The bartender waits patiently for Michelle's reply.