[zeroca]

At this moment in the doorway of swinging door, which had previously been kicked open by somebody, called “Great Michael”, appeared a dangerous shade of long-nosed man, (holding acupuncture needles – as he worked in China medicine before kicking out) known as “owner of nothing”, and everybody shut up at once.
-Alchemy is all I need to torn these rusty needles into golden ones, he mumbled…
Carly began shivering: who is this nasty-looking old man? She whispered into the ear of her master, I don’t like him, he looks like peasant…
Ha, ha, ha… ah, ah, ah! This is Doctor zeroca, he looks like peasant because he was born in the same village as famous dodger Eduard Shtvardnadze: they both are peasants…
He’s in friendly terms with us presently, but… I.e. he once had been a doc. and succeeded so much that all his patients are in heaven and he‘s a guard now. He’s a bit lame in his life: had an operation of his left medial meniscus - he wanted to hit his enemy, so hit his own image in the mirror. Love him until you’re alive! I.e. love him for a very short period! We all are so admired of him, so admired that are even exasperated! As it is said, he has beautiful children; how he managed with his muzzle to have beautiful daughters?
Tssssss,
Watch out!!!!!
Robert secretly pushes the red button - “police”…