Zoints is somewhat new but seems to be catching on recently. Be sure to mention zoints in those Turkey internet cafes and the patrons will see you as "in the know", and on the evolutionary edge of social networking. Wide-eyed people will gather around and sit in awe as you give exciting knowledge of zoints and use this as your segway into the exciting realm of ToeQuest and your mighty quest for the Theory of Everything. You then relate your many encounters with Carly, your meeting of the TOE Messiah who appears no more, your drinking journeys into the very heart of reality in the Many-Worlds pub, and your threads of consciousness and controversies that arose.
Have a great trip and let me know if it turns out the way I described
Regards,
--Robert