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Originally Posted by theunify  5 minutes passes
Wait Suddenly he reapears, and is just saying "relax guys I was kidding this brownie wasn't infected from worm hole bacteria." |
He was telling a story from another planet, Jon REalized and wasn't sick at all
"profet enters the pub,
dressed like a monk,
he had been through a 3 month coma,and the only person in the bar that recognized him was his old friend guille,
they sat downand guille ofered profet a beer , he said no, instead he ordered the most expensive vodka in the bar,
after 20 minits of guille asking question profet answered them in 47 seconds with artificial precision, then he said:
a deal is a deal:
and gave guille a box, not only with 100 per cent of his thoughts. but with the whole world he had gone throuhg with the coma,
guille laoughed out laud, in the box it said:dearest memories
but when guille looked up there was only an emty glass and a bill for an 9 dolar vodka,
profet was gone,
without paying."
jON MUTTERS TO HIMSELF so they are cheap asses on every planet, hEUREKA