[Robert]

Robert is working as bartender this evening and notices that someone slipped on the floor, and is now crawling on his hands and knees as if he had lost something. This person stands and with very slurred speech, and eyes that were somewhat crossed, says something about buying everyone a beer. He then hands Robert something but just as he drops it into Robert's hand, he slips again and seems to drift off to sleep this time, with a big smile on his face.

Robert looks in his hand and sees a broken toothpick, a dead bug, several beer bottle caps, some sawdust, and... what was this? It looked like some kind of gadget but it's nature befuddled Robert. It was very small, black all over, rectangular shaped, and had a single red button on it with no label. "This is very tempting", Robert thought. Robert hovered his thumb over the button for an instant, but just at that moment, there was another commotion in the Pub. Robert looked up and saw...