Hmmmmmmm ...... on a much lighter note you obviously have a problem with mozzies.
perhaps I can help .....
Only female mozzies bite so associate with male mozzies exclusively
If you are a male mammal consider a sex change (male mammals are bitten more frequently than females)
Lose some weight and Breathe less deeply (mozzies home in on carbon dioxide)
Try not to sweat (this also gives off CO2)
Change your blood group from Type O (mozzies favourite)
Sit in a breeze (mozzies hate breezes)
Stay cool (mozzies detect heat very easily once they are close)
Think about changing your species from a Mammal (mozzies need mammal blood and they have evolved to detect mammals paraphenalia such as sugary scents, lactic acid, octenol, warmth, water vapor and sounds)
So no eating chocolate or farting.
If all this fails then go to this link and download this program which will cause your computer speakers to emit a hi-freq sound that will drive the mozzies away .... but in reality will most likely destroy your speakers
http://www.allmosquitos.com/anti-mos...mosquitos.html
In the book 'Kwaidan: Stories and Studies of Strange Things' Patrick Lafcadio Hearn presents collected Chinese/Japanese superstitions and his own personal thoughts on various members of the insect world. Mosquitoes are seen as a Karmic reincarnation of jealous or greedy people in the form of Jiki-ketsu-gaki, or "blood-drinking pretas".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lafcadio_Hearn
no offence and just for fun .... greg