[Robert]

Bartender Robert heard a loud bang at the door and looked up to see a man approach the bar. The man looked at Robert and, with eyes opened wide in panic started screaming like a Girl. "But wait", Bartender Robert thought, "That wasn't just any man screaming. That was, ... that is... me screaming". At that sudden moment of realization, Bartender Robert took a deep breath and, Screamed like a Girl, "AAAAAAAAaahhhhhhhhh...".

Robert responded with, "AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuhhhhhh...".

Bartender Robert inhaled again and, "AAAAAaaaaaaaauuuuuuhhh...".

Robert's face turned purple, but he inhaled and continued, "AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa...".

And the seconds ticked by, and the Robert's continued to scream at one another.