| Re: Robert is back from hell
Graybeard, who has been continually dipping into the salted roasted cockroaches, and downing copious quantities of ale, does a quick audit and realises he can now count 16 Roberts.
By an ENORMOUS mental effort he manages to concentrate all his powers of deduction and divides the 16 Roberts by 2 for double vision, 2 more for corrective spectacles kindly replaced by MMS, and then by a further 4 for the alcohol induced spectres. He realises with great satisfaction that he is now down to 1 Robert.
This satisfaction is shortlived as he realises that now everybody else has only a 1/2 Robert.
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'Blondie says I must hate all Brunettes. I'll try, but if I can't ... I'll love them both'
... graffiti on Tavern wall, Pompeii, circa AD 70. |