| Re: T.o.N. (Theory of Nothing) Answers: 1. October (one of its days, the day we set out clocks back, has 25 hours). 2. Right where you left him. 3. ‘w’ can be left out and denoted by two ‘u’s. 4. The lion. 5. Throw it up in the air. 6. They are alive. One walked and carried the other to the edge of the cliff, then the other walked backwards away from the cliff carrying the first walker. 7. 12 (the second of each month). 8. You. 9. Tomorrow. 10. They were two skunks on the ark that Noah couldn’t take the smell of. 11. It is on Mars. 12. A walk. 13. “I do.” You may get twenty years to life. 14. Two, one on each side. 15. None, Noah had the ark, not Moses. |