Hmmmmm ..... Not sure that I agree with Rascal or Austin (Sorry IC we both must have posted together).
If all the butterflies simultaneously flapped their wings in unison would that have prevented (or caused), say, the Shoemaker-Levy comet to strike Jupiter?
No ... so there is a limit to chaos. At least, there is a limit to the effects of the smallest of events.
Austin ... How would you ban troublemakers ... At the most you could only ban 'Austin-defined-troublemakers' .. probably with catastrophic results.
If I was President of the world: well ... lets see.
First I would make the world flat ... this would ensure that at least half of the early European Explorers sailed to their deaths before discovering anything. The rest I will deal with shortly.
Next I would turn my attention to education!!
A complete and total ban on all Disney movies.
All Rocky movies 1 thru to 27 would be outlawed.
All copies of the Sound-Of-Music to be destroyed including the master tapes.
Forest Gump GONE!
Flags of all nations banned.
Martha, Doctor Phil, Oprah, and (god forgive me) the Christian Channel all ordered for immediate execution.
All taxes removed. Except one, Oxygen, you want it, you buy it!!
Gilligan's Island, Dad's Army, Red Dwarf, Black Adder compulsory learning on ALL School curriculums.
The DIYnetwork.com 'Workin on the Railroad' to be played (new episodes) every 2nd hour. Every other hour to play 'Remote controlled hobbies' from the same producer.
All Academy Awards to be returned (upon pain of death) and
re-distributed to all involved in the making of 'Kelly's heroes', 'Judge Roy Bean - the hanging judge', 'The Tin Men', and 'Tremors'
Wow ... I can feel the absolute power corrupting me already .. it feels great.
cool bananas ... greg
PS: Keep this post goin ... I got heaps more decrees ... Your President!