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I didn't think God would have a one night stand with a teenage virgin.

It also turns out that "virgin" was a mistranslation of "young woman" from the Sandscrit or whatever language the legends were written in.

All embryos still start out female. For a boy, both the brain and the body are masculinized. If something goes wrong and only one of these masculinizations occurs, then gayness ensues.

I guess Adam didn't really come first and ask God for the perfect woman, one who would even paint ceilings. And I guess God never told Adam that it would cost him an arm and a leg, Adam replying "What can I get for just a rib?"