[Robert]

Robert enters the pub, orders a Guinness from the long bar, and sits down at a table, in the middle of the pub, all by himself. He takes a drink of his beer and then starts pounding his head on the table. Suddenly, Robert hears the speakers squeal loudly and looks up to see someone crying into the microphone on stage. He thinks he ears something about Bill Gates and maybe unix or linux or something. He's not really sure.

Robert starts pounding his head on the table again. Thump...Thump...Thump. Robert lifts his head with a wild look in his eyes and yells out loud so all can hear him, "I've Got Sooooo Much To Do, Where Will I Ever Find the TIME". Robert quickly downs the rest of his beer. Thump... Thump... Thump