[sillysally]

F**cking Goofy enters the pub and asked, "Is this a Sushi bar? Sally hasn't had Sushi in a long while." Sally said, "Are you F**cking Goofy? I had sushi last night."

"Yes I am F**cking Goofy, getting knocked in the head will cause temporal disorientation." Goofy said setting up his projector so Sally could watch a movie and relax since she had to sell her big screen tv because she couldn't take it into the pub with her.

Robert handed Sally a plastic tiger wine glass filled with Riesling and said, "This glass of milk is on the house."

Sally said, "Plastic? How tasteless Robert." Robert responded saying, "We use plastic so they won't break during tele transport."

"Oh Robert, you think of everything, so much consideration and care for your customers! Can we watch the movie now, this glass of milk is making me sleepy." Sally said slumping onto the reclining leather sectional sofa reserved for "special" (retarded) customers only.

Profpat was already on the sofa, "Sally," Profpat said, "I made this spot hot for you." "Thanks," Sally said, "too bad you are my best friend's ex husband, even though I don't talk to that s!ut for cheating on you anymore."