[Profpat]

Meanwhile back at the pub, Profpat was still downhearted about his P Brane, when suddenly there was thunder and lightning, and a great voice spoke out " Don't worry about your P-Brane Prof. Though there are a lot of cobwebs and strings attached to it. I the great Wizzard can get you a degree with no strings attached."

Hmmm! Thought Profpat " I always wanted a PhD in physics"

" Well said the great Wizzard you might have to settle for a PhD in LIFE EXPERIECES from Rochville University."

" Well I don't have much time, and I'm not to bright,
and I'm kind of broke, and..."

"YOU DOUBT THE GREAT WIZZARD" Said the Great Wizzard "

" Ah no I guess not, but..."

" No buts Pat, in 3 days and $599 you can have that PhD. In fact because I like you I'll give you a special and give you a Bachelors's, Master's and Doctorate Degree for only $1,038. "

" Crap I'll take it " Profpat exclaimed in joy.

"And why is that little lady with the pigtails crying, and why is everything I say being underlined" Exclaimed the Great Wizzard

T.B.C.