[Profpat]

Continued:

While Sally was weeping at the end of the bar, in walked Tina, it appears she was looking for the root of all evil.

The Wizzard asked Sally what was the matter and she confessed she wanted to go home to Ohio. Back to her daughters and her Roman husband Bigus Dickus.

" No problem " said the Wizzard "All you have to do is to say 5 times really fast;
I'm a sheet slitter I slit sheets "

Well Sally tried and tried but the best she could do was to constantly sh*t sheets, to which the bar would brake out into laughter at every attempt.

Meanwhile when Tina came in, a little female dog came in with her unnoticed.

The little bitch ( the dog ) went behind the bar and opened the green curtain exposing Robert and his confident smile.