| Re: Cracking The Cosmic Joke
Knowing I'm interested in cosmic jokes, a friend sent me these. Enjoy...
Q. What's red... and at the same time invisible?
A. No tomatoes.
Q. What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Druid?
A. Someone who worships a tree that isn't there.
The devil and God are walking down the street together and a peice of paper rolls near them. God picks it up and reads the piece of paper which says "religion". The devil looks at God and says I'll organize that for you.
Six wise, blind elephants were discussing what humans were like. Failing to agree, they decided to determine what humans were like by direct experience.
The first wise, blind elephant felt the human, and declared, "Humans are flat."
The other wise, blind elephants, after similarly feeling the human, agreed.
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