[mkirkpatrick]

An Irishman working in a water treatment plant asks do you get any extra money for working weekends?Yes said his co-worker,on Sundays you get time and a turd!

Chap looking for a job sees a notice board outsite a building site,"wanted hod carriers,
£1000 per week! When can I start says the man?Right away says the foreman,I just hang
my jacket on this shed says the man!Shed says the foreman,that your HOD?


Another chap at the sewerage works was spotted trying to fish something out of the
slurry tank,what on earth are you doing said his co-worker!Trying to get my jacket
out of the pit ,it accidentally fell in,Your jacket will be no good now said his friend!I
know said the man,its not the jacket i want,but i have my sandwiches in the pocket!


regards michael.