[KiGs]

I found a very inspirational site today!

Additions, from The Book of Veggie, 1997 A.D.

3a) If you eat chips, you will fry in hell.
3b) If you eat french fries, you will fry in hell.
- 3b-a) Thou shalt not eat in a McDonald's.
- - 3b-a-a) Ronald McDonald is evil.
- 3b-b) Nor a Burger King.
- - 3b-b-a) Burger King adverts featuring Mr. Potato Head are heretical. Burger King is evil!

5a) Thou shalt not vote for Dan Quayl.

6a) Carrots are ok as well.
- 6a-a) And probably turnips.
- - 6a-a-a) But not cabbages.

The commandments of Potatoism

1) Thou shalt not kill any potato.
2) Thou shalt treat thy potatoes as thou treat thyself.
3) Thou shalt not eat any potato or foods involving potatoes.
4) Thou shalt not cook potatoes.
5) Thou shalt not spell "potato" with an "e", nor "potatoes" without.
6) All potatoes are equal under Spuddah; Idaho, Irish, Sweet potatoes, Yams and any other.
7) Spuddah is the one true God, and must be worshipped! Bow down before Him or boil in hell for eternity!

Thank Spuddah I put a - inbetween the O and the E in PotaTO-E!