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Which way is up?

Go about 3 miles straight ahead, and when you get to the fork in the road, veer right.
Right is better than wrong you know. About 30 minutes from there, you'll see an apple orchard with an Ottis Elevator truck parked under one of the trees. If you question it, so did I. Just past the apple elevator orchard take a left on the dirt road called "Nowhere". Hmm, the road to nowhere, their's a song like that. Continuing on, you will see a sign that reads: "Bridge Out", and know your on the right road. On the other side of the bridge is a gas station, stop there if you can and ask the attendant for help. Tell him your lost, and simply need the directions to up.
The attendant is not the smartest apple on the tree, but he will point you the right way.
Don't get lost, it's easy to do.
Happy trails!

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MJA 7th degree Black Belt Status: Offline Posts: 1,079 Thanks Given: 155 Thanked 128x in 109 Posts Join Date: Mar 2007 Rep Power: 18	Re: Isaac's Apple in Albert's elevator. (Which way is up?) - 04-28-2008, 10:34 AM Which way is up? Go about 3 miles straight ahead, and when you get to the fork in the road, veer right. Right is better than wrong you know. About 30 minutes from there, you'll see an apple orchard with an Ottis Elevator truck parked under one of the trees. If you question it, so did I. Just past the apple elevator orchard take a left on the dirt road called "Nowhere". Hmm, the road to nowhere, their's a song like that. Continuing on, you will see a sign that reads: "Bridge Out", and know your on the right road. On the other side of the bridge is a gas station, stop there if you can and ask the attendant for help. Tell him your lost, and simply need the directions to up. The attendant is not the smartest apple on the tree, but he will point you the right way. Don't get lost, it's easy to do. Happy trails! = MJA The truth of everything is less than one inch, it is only equal and the lion is one. One is free when the door is opened, education has the key. =