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Originally Posted by Drifter Once upon a time there was an atheist walking through the woods on a beautiful day, when sensed he was being watched.
Turning, he strained to see a grizzly bear stalking him, which in short order bolted toward him. He took off running as fast as he could and glancing back saw the Grizzly quickly gaining on him.
He tried to run faster, but tripped and fell, He cried out,
"Oh God! I never believed in you so I can't ask anything of you for myself,
I simply ask that you make this Bear a Christian?!",
and just as the Grizzly placed one of it's paws on the man's chest, the Grizzly placed the other paw on his own chest and the man heard the Grizzly say;
"And now, Thank you Lord for this meal I'm about to eat." |
Once upon a time there was a Preacher walking through the woods on a beautiful Sunday, when sensed he was being watched. Turning, he strained to see a grizzly bear stalking him, which in short order bolted toward him. He took off running as fast as he could and glancing back saw the Grizzly quickly gaining on him.
He tried to run faster, but tripped and fell, He cried out,
"Oh God! You delivered Daniel from the bottom of the Lion's den ..
You delivered Jonah from the belly of the Whale within ..
The Hebrew children from the fiery furnace so the good book do declare ...
Hey Lord .. If ya cain't help me ... for goodness sake don't help that Bear",
Just then the Grizzly placed one of it's paws on the Preacher's chest, and with a mighty gulp bit off his head
Do you really, really, really think the bear would stop at a Christian and not an Atheist. LOLOL
cool bananas ... greg

