Once upon a time there was a Preacher walking through the woods on a beautiful Sunday, when sensed he was being watched. Turning, he strained to see a grizzly bear stalking him, which in short order bolted toward him. He took off running as fast as he could and glancing back saw the Grizzly quickly gaining on him.
He tried to run faster, but tripped and fell, He cried out,
"Oh God! You delivered Daniel from the bottom of the Lion's den ..
You delivered Jonah from the belly of the Whale within ..
The Hebrew children from the fiery furnace so the good book do declare ...
Hey Lord .. If ya cain't help me ... for goodness sake don't help that Bear",
Just then the Grizzly placed one of it's paws on the Preacher's chest, and with a mighty gulp bit off his head
Do you really, really, really think the bear would stop at a Christian and not an Atheist. LOLOL
cool bananas ... greg

