Theory of Everything Picnic

This article represents a new day, where science "can win the race", but my brand new grand unified theory will always be waiting at the finish line. My first general public statement and article ever, although tremendously bold, this article will remain as simple and settle as possible. There is only one goal to be accomplished here; display the plan to the general public for this "End of the rainbow theory", as I like to call it. So in the spirit of humor and simplicity, ...

Fathoming placement was never possible for me as a child, however today I will show you why it will all work out.

The ideal career for me is simple yet never ending. I plan to become the world's most renowned developer of scientific theory, alongside explaining many simple truths to life, the universe, and everything, similar to my idol Douglas Adams. I am currently developing what I call "The Philosophies of a Green Guy" which may one day revile Adams and all other ...