post about your catholic grammar school days
Austin P. Torney, now 61, grew up in Illinois. He attended St. Bernadine’s Catholic Grammar School for eight years, reaching the end of his mercilessly indoctrinated religious faith sometime in fifth grade.
In first grade, which was partly in the Ascension Catholic school, he didn’t know quite what to make of the nun in her costume, calling her Mother Monkey, but he did happen to glimpse a girl’s leg when she sat down too quickly, but then promptly forgot about sexual inclinations until 6th grade, when he fell in love with his nun, Sister Theophilia. It was not that he was afraid to be impure for all these years; he just wasn’t ready, having been born in December. However, a deep yearning arose for Theophilia, but, alas, she and Father Kramer soon quit the Church and ran off together. Austin was shocked, not even realizing that he’d had a chance with her. If he’d known, he would have surely walked her home from school or asked her out. Theo was replaced by a lay teacher, Mrs. MacShane, whom he’d had in 4th grade, the most fun teacher ever. Unfortunately, she now rewarded communion-goers with popsicles, and was reprimanded and eventually sent packing.
Austin, playing a lot of baseball, had forgotten about the female sex once again, for, in seventh grade, the boys were separated from the girls. Midway through, though, he reached puberty, catching up to the rest of the boys. So, then, it was that when a girl was rarely seen, the boys would go all the more wild. Austin made sure that he attended a public high school, even though the nuns had become rather scarce by now.
Austin began writing for real around the age of forty, a respite from working as an Information Engineer in the field of Computer Science, doing programming, an art, as it turned out. He calls himself a humanist, or a nontheist, when necessary, and is one who enjoys and pursues the liberal arts, but ever utilizes science, for it pervades every discipline. This unification of the arts and science is referred to as the Third Culture.


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