[Profpat]

So was it Pat who dreamt he was a potato, or was it a potato who dreamt he was Pat?

I don't like sweet potatoes Tina nor yams or squash, it seems they don't quite know what they are. And tomatoes, the only use for them is to throw at politicians. And they really have an identity crisis, they don't know if they are a vegetable or fruit. If I might suggest FRUIT. Now a potato can be turned into a potato bomb, something really worthwhile to throw at a politician.

Best to all,

Potato Pat,

P.S. Have a great time Tina we'll miss you during your week off.

[KiGs]

Yeah Pat but wouldn't a tomato be a potato?

[Profpat]

Yes you got me with the logic that everything is a potato KiGs, being made up of (p)(e)(n), but I was using your distinction model to better understand potatoness.

[KiGs]

I agree that first we must find the truths in the potato=potato category. Once we have understood that, we can move on to potato=everything.

Baby steps!

[Profpat]

I thought I was a stud, when in reality I was always a spud.

[KiGs]

Your eyes have been opened!

[Profpat]

You are right KiGs, baby steps might lead to our enlightenment.

[KiGs]

Wow, I totally forgot about potato chips, that's a long list of greatness. So many great variations can arise from the potato.

But they are the same as all potatoes I suppose.

[Profpat]

Yum! Fried, not baked. And you are correct KiGs potatoes feed half the world, whats with this stupid rice.

[KiGs]

I probably end up eating more rice than I do potatoes!