The PotaTO-E is Now!

[bottomlander]

message #14 : ... we can move on to potato=everything.

I suddenly read KiGs' idea as "we can move on to pot a toe very thing." whereas pot means jackpot (win/bag).
Unfortunately, = has been omitted!


Best Regards. Bottomlander

[Profpat]

On to our logic lesson. We all agree that potato = everything. Right, do you agree? Good.

Now truth is a thing, and freedom is a thing, therefore potato = truth = freedom = everything = toe = equality.

Potato = all things. POT "a" TOES. OOOPS does this mean there is more than one toe? That there is a whole pot of them?

[Profpat]

Scientific classificationKingdom:Plantae
Division:Magnoliophyta
Class:Magnoliopsida
Subclass:Asteridae
Order:Solanales
Family:Solanaceae
Genus:Solanum
Species:S. tuberosum
Binomial name
This being a science forum I thought we should become a little more scientific here. And study what everything truly is.

[KiGs]

This being a science forum I thought we should become a little more scientific here. And study what everything truly is.

HAhaha! I think we're getting closer to the truth!

[Profpat]

Sweet potatoes look similar to regular potatoes, but they are not closely related.

Thank God I wouldn't want them in my family. BTW I come from Irish potatoes and German potato salad.

[Profpat]

As we can see potatoes come in all sizes and shapes, but because everything is a potato, all potatoes are equal.

But now we come to a measurement problem. Can we truly say that when we have 5# of potatoes, that it is really 5#. Could it be 5# and an ounce or maybe 5# + or - a gram or 2.

Given the uncertainty principle can we ever truly know how big a potato really is, or its true and correct weight.

Won't we always have problems with measurement?

The only thing we know for certain is that Potato = equality = everything = T.O.E.

[mkirkpatrick]

We eat lots of spuds here in Turkey,my favorite is fresh chopped tomatoes,lots of fresh garlic(no vampires round here)chickpeas,and of course potatatoes(or spuds)as we called them in the UK,fresh cumin seeds fried with onions,place together in a large pan and simmer gently until spuds are soft,with a few pieces of Turkish delight for afters,heaven,
indeed.




regards michael.

[leskey]

POTATO, POTATO, POTATO...

Hi, KiGs!

This is a fun thread.

Now, who said potato had to be a food. I think it's the sound a Harley makes...(creative, huh?).

[KiGs]

I found a very inspirational site today!

Additions, from The Book of Veggie, 1997 A.D.

3a) If you eat chips, you will fry in hell.
3b) If you eat french fries, you will fry in hell.
- 3b-a) Thou shalt not eat in a McDonald's.
- - 3b-a-a) Ronald McDonald is evil.
- 3b-b) Nor a Burger King.
- - 3b-b-a) Burger King adverts featuring Mr. Potato Head are heretical. Burger King is evil!

5a) Thou shalt not vote for Dan Quayl.

6a) Carrots are ok as well.
- 6a-a) And probably turnips.
- - 6a-a-a) But not cabbages.

The commandments of Potatoism

1) Thou shalt not kill any potato.
2) Thou shalt treat thy potatoes as thou treat thyself.
3) Thou shalt not eat any potato or foods involving potatoes.
4) Thou shalt not cook potatoes.
5) Thou shalt not spell "potato" with an "e", nor "potatoes" without.
6) All potatoes are equal under Spuddah; Idaho, Irish, Sweet potatoes, Yams and any other.
7) Spuddah is the one true God, and must be worshipped! Bow down before Him or boil in hell for eternity!

Thank Spuddah I put a - inbetween the O and the E in PotaTO-E!

[Profpat]

POTATO, POTATO, POTATO...

Hi, KiGs!

This is a fun thread.

Now, who said potato had to be a food. I think it's the sound a Harley makes...(creative, huh?).

I am potato hear me roar
In numbers to big to ignore..

I am strong ( strong )
I am invincible ( invincible )
I AM POTATO.