... g'day!

[Profpat]

Hi Ellie;

Is it true that your men wear nothing underneath their kilts?

And is the Loch Ness Monster really for real?

[folla rule]

Hi Ellie;

Is it true that your men wear nothing underneath their kilts?

And is the Loch Ness Monster really for real?

'...your men'!!! eek.... i dont collect them you know! In fact i dont even have one... so i'm afraid Profpat, i couldnt possibly tell you what Scottish men wear under their kilts *coy smile*

... as for Nessie..... oh she's real. As real as any money sucking tourist legend can be. What i will say is this.... if she does exist - she'd be darn old by now but not any slower. She's still a slippery sucker who manages to avoid getting caught on any cameras.

El'

[Profpat]

Ah you have a good sense of humor Ellie, this is good.

[folla rule]

Ah you have a good sense of humor Ellie, this is good.

aye and its a good job! I started my introduction going for the alluring look and now i've ended up looking like Katy Bates in a scene from Misery!!! <~~ skips off blowing bubble gum bubbles to look for a sledgehammer:: : : :