I need a pee!

[Felix Schrodinger]

Hi - my name is Felix - I have been living in a box for over seventy years now and I think it's time that someone thought that it would be a good time for me to get out for a pee. Most think I was first conceived in Germany but Copenhagen is where I actually originated. Obviously I have had a lot of time on my paws so trying to work out the solution to some of life's problems has kept me well occupied.

I found the website when someone thought that I should be consulted over the (lack of) progress in working out a simple solution to the two slit experiment - I would be very grateful for just a single slit - through which to pass unnoticed.

My unique perspective is obviously limited to the inside of the box but my current collaborator has installed a number of innovations. Firstly it is now transparent so that I can see out. However it's a one way view as, if you were able to see me through the walls, it would spoil the experiment. Secondly, I now have a laptop and access to the internet so that I can converse with the outside world.

I'm just an alleycat so did not have an advanced education but many of the people who think about me have, and much of it rubs off. My main areas of interest would involve a robust refutation of the Copenhagen Interpretation and finding out what this new fangled 'kit e kat' tastes like. A nice game of 'cat and mouse' would also be good.

I have collaborated on the writing of a number of short stories (Kermit's World) and am helping with a filmscript (The Scargill Memorial) - which is how I came across my new collaborator.

Miouw!

[Profpat]

Felix pee in the damn box.

P.s. I'm glad to see you are still alive.

[mkirkpatrick]

Welcome Felix,you seem to have started of on a wee tangent,hopefully we will go above
the bladder regions on your next post!



warm regards michael.

[austintorn@aol.com]

Welcome to ToeQuest, Felix.

THE GOLDEN STREAM

In 1865, Hennig Brand thought that gold
Could be distilled from human urine, old,
Perhaps noting a similarity in color,
So, he kept fifty buckets in his cellar.

By some method, he converted urine
Into a noxious paste of some kind,
Then into some translucent waxy substance,
But so far there was no gold, and none hence.

However, after a time the substance began to glow,
And when exposed to the air burst as an inferno.
The substance soon became known as phosphorus,
But was too costly to make its business prosperous…

For an ounce of the flaming stuff sold
For way more than the price of gold!

[labelwench]

I'm just an alleycat so did not have an advanced education but many of the people who think about me have, and much of it rubs off. My main areas of interest would involve a robust refutation of the Copenhagen Interpretation and finding out what this new fangled 'kit e kat' tastes like. A nice game of 'cat and mouse' would also be good.
Originally posted by Felix

The classic Kit Kat candy bar now also comes in Dark Chocolate, Chunky, and Peanut Butter, as well as something called Senses, FYI.

Pet training pads came be found in aisle 16 at Superstore SS1530, left side of aisle, three quarters of the way down, mid-height. Oh, sorry! You're stuck in the box. I'll see if I can have some sent in....

[austintorn@aol.com]

You're right, Label; those bots find the darndest threads. How come they take so long to find things, though? New bots? And now they all have to come back here!

[MJA]

Dear Felix,

If you have too pee I think you should pee on the Copenhagen Interpretation, God most certainly doesn't play dice.
And for science who came up with the idea of putting you in that terrible box, I think we should but science it it, and get back to certainty, wouldn't you agree?
Which rhymes with
= or pee or
Me

[austintorn@aol.com]

And, yet, every time we measure a quantum entity we get a different answer.

[racecar]

Hello, Kitty.

[Felix Schrodinger]

Hello, Kitty.

You will find the refutation of Copenhagen in my article at: http://www.toequest.com/forum/showth...Dance-of-Shiva. Since writing it, I found that it already exists as 'Objective Collapse Theory'.

regards
Felix