I am Jesus of Malibu

[Jesus of Malibu]

Jesus never referred to himself as the son of god, he called himself the son of man. No church ever teaches on the subject because they are the blind who lead the blind. Also born again Christianity is a farse. They always quote the first part in church but never the 2nd part about the wind and that it is invisible and how christ stated that so are those born of the spirit.
I have transformed my body and mind into christ.
"The truth is a lie and a lie is the truth, there is no truth in truth there is only a lie, discover this and only then will you kow truth".

Moderators do not fear, I do everything in love but in power, I challenge the mind for I am the 2nd coming of Christ Concoiusness.
I am Jesus of Malibu
www.jesusofmalibu.com

[Graybeard]

I am Jesus of Malibu www.jesusofmalibu.com

Just for the hell of it ..... and because I was bored shitless, I visited your site.

I was amazed, really amazed .... I have never seen such a mixture, and so finely balanced, of self-abegnation and self-admiration before. I think these two pics, taken from amongst the thousands on your site, best illustrate what I am saying.






Hey man ... get a hold of yourself ...

Listen .... heres what your tryin to tell us ... (from your website, and I highly recommend it to any one else, its fantastic!!)

You are Jesus of Malibu. That a small domestic home-sized castle, built by a misfit recluse has special Ley-Lines that hold the puzzle to the universe, somehow along the lines of Easter Island and the Pyramids.

Not only that, but the admission sign to this Castle, which says 'Admit 10c' (read ten cents) is really referring to a drop (or rise ??) in the Earths temperature by ten degrees.

The Chosen, those to be saved presumably, are only to eat of Honey from de-magnetised Bees, that drink de-magnetised water, and produce a honey which you call Sweet-16. Far out man, where do you get such entertaining notions from. Frankly, I'm jealous, I enjoyed your site. Really, I mean it.

It sure as hell shook the boredom outta me, I was spellbound.

In the proof of what you claim, you go on to say that Apricot seeds cure cancer. Fibonacci Numbers, Spider Webs, DNA and Crop-Circles are somehow entangled, if you can excuse the pun, But .... wait for it ....

That NASA, and the Toothpaste Companies, have conspired to make secret radio transmitters inside the mouths of ALL of us. They have done this thru a combination of Tooth-filling metals, Toothpaste and Flouride.

Whats more, using this secret technology, they can tell any individuals whereabouts, anywhere, anytime, ...... AND ... that we have all been enslaved.

ROTFLMAO .... Far out .... you are one cute cookie.

*** WELCOME TO THE FORUM *** .... I look forward to more Jesus, really and truly.

I'm not one to talk, I indulged in the Electric-Cool-Aid-Acid-Test myself in my younger days, and I'm around the same age as you ... and I still smoke a number or two ...... But really man, come in off the grass before its too late. Where TOO OLD for that now.

cool bananas ... greg

PS: xxyy ..... your gonna get along with this guy

[Jesus of Malibu]

I was transformed before these pictures were taken.
It is best to use baking soda and peroxide for toothpaste, if you find a serious lodestone you may find your micro chip implanted somewhere behind the neck, by the way there were over 1200 subliminal messages implanted in the video you watched THEY WORK read about the subliminal mind you cannot refuse what it is told, so everything will be ok trust me, the lies will unfold

Jesus of Malibu

[Graybeard]

I was transformed before these pictures were taken.
It is best to use baking soda and peroxide for toothpaste, if you find a serious lodestone you may find your micro chip implanted somewhere behind the neck, by the way there were over 1200 subliminal messages implanted in the video you watched THEY WORK read about the subliminal mind you cannot refuse what it is told, so everything will be ok trust me, the lies will unfold

Jesus of Malibu

Thanks Jesus ..... but .... I'm confused ...

Who is controlling me now ? NASA and the Colgate company ..... or you, with the subliminal video ??

Your a cool guy mate, bet you had an interesting life ... if you have written it somewhere I would like to read it ....

cool bananas ... greg

[Graybeard]

if you find a serious lodestone you may find your micro chip implanted somewhere behind the neck
Jesus of Malibu

By the way .... the 'lodestones', if your serious, are called Neodymium magnets, and they can be purchased HERE.

Be careful, they come packed separate, and tho small they can come together with enough force to crush your hands.

They are used mainly by us amateurs, for finding tektites. Small meteor impact residues, collected by dragging the magnets along the ground and then examining the residue thru a microscope.


cool bananas ... greg

PS: don't put them near electronic equipment or people with pacemakers

[sillysally]

Jesus, you can't be serious!

This is the best riddle,"Out of the eater came something to eat, and out of the strong came something sweet." My grandma showed me the answer to this riddle on her death bed. In the beginning of the chapter Samson (alone I am) found his wife in Timnah (darkness). It's not really a riddle if you can speak a few languages, anyway, you feed honey on bread (flesh) to a dying person.

Can you speak in tongue, Jesus of Malibu?

[sillysally]

Ironically my fathers divorce lawyer was named Samson. He died alone of a broken heart and was found underneath the dining table by his wife. She made him live in the basement, in darkness. She's still a bitch.

[Jesus of Malibu]

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[Jesus of Malibu]

Not only can I speak in tounge but if it were not for the gifts of my tounge I would not have accomplished so many great things in my life. For you see the tounge is like the rudder on a ship allthough very small, drives the whole coarse of a huge vessel and those who master the tounge will have women XXX no I mean the world become their footstool. I have mastered the universe. And the honey of Samson is more then a riddle, for Samson reached his hand into the lion and recieved power, his power came from his hair, in my multidimensional thought process that I have created you can see in this video stunning evidence of hair growth, I eat demagnetised honey and remember Samson rubbed up against a lot of lodestones. Whos your daddy now? Huh?
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watch and become transformed

[Mikal]

Jesus of Malibu...I understand what you are trying to relate about transformation of body and mind..been there, done that..walked a thousand or more miles on that road.
On that road there is a patch or a process called..."struggle with and against self-power" you are evidently in this patch...its a rough transition...others like David Koresh faded away into the jaws of history in this patch. It would be wise for you to realize that the power of love and the intelligence of mind flows through us not from us...we don't so much own it as it is a gift to be given and shared.
I also understand the realizations you are trying to impart...it would be wise to realize it is unwise to turn known knowledge into conspiracies...the known should not be used to further divide us but more to reveal our ignorance which we commit against one another unknowingly. For those committing deeds knowingly and insidiously...they are best dealt with between yourself and your maker...its better to be guided than to be powerful..

You might change your statement around..."I do everything in love but in power I challenge the mind" to... I do everything for love but in intelligence I challenge the mind....

Hope you make it..I did..but it took humility...

Peace Mikal