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Here are some books of mine to consider:
Austin’s Tennis Tips
Tennis tips, some humorous, tennis play, and stories.
Brain Waves Illustrated
Astounding revelations of the mysteries of the mind and the universe. What is Consciousness and Awareness? Where did the Universe come from? What makes the mind operate as it does? What is Meditation? What is our Destiny? How do the senses work?
Butterflies At the Edge of Forever
Toe Questors from www.toequest.com discover the Secrets of the Universe, as well as the humorously dangerous implications that follow their possession of the Holy Grail of the genuine Theory of Everything. With the world’s future hanging in the balance, they sharpen their wits and skills through the teachings of the learnéd Grand Masters. Extraordinary mixed media color photo composites of tropical and otherworldly scenes beyond compare. Many poems as well. Fun science, too. Much original humor. There is no greater quest than to know whence we came and what we are. Humorous and meaningful. Amazing poems on science between chapters.
Magical Moments
Magical scenes composited as they really could be on a perfect day.
Flora Symbolica Illustrated
The Lore and Legends of the Flowers.140 color-illustrated stanzas of the myths, legends, and facts of the flowers.
Illustrated Take-Offs And Jokes
Humorous illustrations, many of which I made, with the remainder discovered on the internet, mainly those that are lists of things. Much original humor. It took ages to make and collect all these.
Last Knight’s Almanac
The Adventures Following King Arthur’s Demise
Last Knight’s Almanac celebrates life, love, and adventure, in the years following the death of King Arthur. But it also serves as a backdrop on which I can draw literary portraits of many of man’s favorite things such as nature, astronomy, emotion, poetry, travel, history, fantasy, art, and so on. Arthurian legend is the main thread of the story and is also one of my favorite things, so this is important, too. What really happened inth Dark Ages? And yes, it’s true, but only if you wish to believe it, that I unearthed these Chronicles from an iron box that was buried 1400 years ago under the Abbey of Glastonbury.
Magical Revelations
Magical revelations of nature on a perfect day. Part of a series. It wasn’t easy getting birds to pose for me and waiting for a glorious sunset or sunrise, so I used Photoshop to create realites that could be.
Nostalgic Notions Illustrated
The Good Old Days
Illustrated nostalgic art with a paragragh below each. Relive the golden olden days for inspiration and remembrance.
Office Life In Color
The Glad, The Sad, And The Ugly
Life at work-from my observations at IBM and elsewhere.
Rubaiyat Of Austin P. Torney
The Embrace Of The Human Condition
An extension of Omar Khayyam’s Rubayiat into modern times, illustrated on every other page. The Rubàiyàt stuck a chord in me which was already resonating to Omar’s frequency, so, I wrote my own. Somehow, inexplicably, the verses came to me as I lived through all the experiences described therein-for I dared not write of any philosophies which had not been tried and proven. My quatrains, like Omar’s, aim into the heart of life’s dilemmas, offering simple common sense solutions. In this hectic, complicated world of ours we often forget that it is the simple things in life that are still the most enjoyable and inexpensive-for, everyone dies, but not everyone lives.The spirit of Omar’s Persia-fume has reached me, across the centuries, as he had hoped it might, and has overtaken me unawares, inspiring me to live and write, in that order.
Rubaiyat Of Omar Khayyam
Translated By Edward Fitzgerald
& Illustrated By Austin P. Torney
114 quatrains are presented via a merge of the first four editions of the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam, translated by Edward FitzGerald, and illustrated and arranged by Austin P. Torney. The 80+ illustrations, all in color, are a mixture of ancient and modern styles, ranging from Austin’s own nature compositions to his enhancement of engravings and drawings obtained from very old books. This is the small format deluxe edition and has a few extras beyond the larger edition. Austin has also written and published his own ‘Rubaiyat of Austin P. Torney’. This publication celebrates the nearly two hundred years since Edward FitzGerald was born.
Short Takes
The Stories Of Austin P. Torney
Original Comedy/Jokes, Glorious Nostalgia, Astounding Science, Thought provoking Satire/Take-offs, Gripping Short Stories, Deep Mystical musings, Self-Help, and even a Star Trek novel about Captain Kirk’s saving of the universe and the fall of the Klingon Empire. Plus, the Theory of Everything deeply explored.
The Anti-Word
The Absurdity Of Religious Belief
The absurdity of religious beliefs is pointed out directly, as it must be, but there is also grace, humor, insight, style and the urge to fully live, unfettered by superstition. Long ago, people were thrown out of the tribe for not believing in the moon god, but that god is long gone, along wth the gods of Mt. Olympus and others who had to be relocated so far away as to become invisible. Is our present day God any more real? Is He a leader? Is He a good role model. Should we follow his ways? Was God made in Man’s image? Is it all just a myth? What do other insights have to offer? Lavishy illustrated. (Some overlap with ‘The Guide to the All-Embracing realm of the Ultimate’)
The Poems Of Austin P. Torney
Flora Symbolia: An epic poem on the lore and legends of the flowers as taken by Eve from the Garden of Eden. Color Symbols: Lore and Legends of the colors. Elfin Legends: Lore. The Rubayiat of Austin P. Torney: Extension of the Rubayiat into modern times. Brain Waves: The mysteries of the mind and the secrets of the universe. Misc. Poems: Science poems; Many more short poems.
The Rubaiyat Of Austin P. Torney
The Embrace Of The Human Condition
An extension of Omar Khayyam’s Rubayiat into modern times. The Rubàiyàt stuck a chord in me which was already resonating to Omar’s frequency, so, I wrote my own. Text only. 570 quatrains.
The Secrets Of The Universe
Wherefrom, Whereto, And What To Do
From Possibility, as is the quantum realm, but deeper still, came our account, via the near-nothing of Potential, where the buck stops, for it is neither substance nor nothing. How does everything work-what are the secrets of the universe and what do they tell us? To what shall we amount inside our parentheses of eternity? To know where we’re going, we need to know where we’ve been and what we’re made of. Celebrate your good fortune! This is the large format deluxe edition, with all text illuminated by color plates.