Spacelanders who have traveled everywhere and everywhen would say the universe of their existence has been covered from lightcone to lightcone. Since gravity does exist in Spaceland, everyone there is free to move at any speed even faster than lightspeed if and only if the principal curvatures are all negative corresponding to space-time hyperbolic geometries. If the topology of Spaceland is equivalent to the Klein bottle topology then everyone there can also live forever. Moreover, since there are no “inside” or “outside,” Spacelanders are omnipresence and can be omnipotence but not necessarily omniscience.