My New Goal

[purveyor of knowledge]

HAHAHAHA!! Go ahead and try to ban me you fool! Let's try and exclude others why don't we? And why don't you discourage some more new members while you're at it?

And if you do so doubt my power, tell me where you are at. I'd like to send lightning down right on your head!

One last thing before I leave you to your pessimism. You may not refer to me as anything other than Field.

-Field

ps. Robert enjoys my posts, and so does everyone

[dleviwing]

HAHAHAHA!! Go ahead and try to ban me you fool! Let's try and exclude others why don't we? And why don't you discourage some more new members while you're at it?

And if you do so doubt my power, tell me where you are at. I'd like to send lightning down right on your head!

One last thing before I leave you to your pessimism. You may not refer to me as anything other than Field.

-Field

ps. Robert enjoys my posts, and so does everyone

AS YOU WISH!

[Graybeard]

POK .... I really enjoy your posts. The prose is pluperfect. Not the least reason being that I think you may have ingested some of the spores from the magic mushies.

congrats on that discovery by the way.


cool bananas ... greg

(PS: Unfortunately, despite your proclamation that it could not happen, you have just been banned. Take care lodestar old friend. Be kind to Robert and perhaps we will enjoy your posts again in the near future)

[Robert]

HAHAHAHA!! Go ahead and try to ban me you fool! Let's try and exclude others why don't we? And why don't you discourage some more new members while you're at it?

And if you do so doubt my power, tell me where you are at. I'd like to send lightning down right on your head!

One last thing before I leave you to your pessimism. You may not refer to me as anything other than Field.

-Field

ps. Robert enjoys my posts, and so does everyone

Hi Pok. Isn't this what happened last time you were banned? It's not advisable to dare the administrator or moderators to ban you. You will end up loosing every time. Please do not threaten to attack other members with lightning bolts to their heads. Threats such as this will not be tolerate. On several occasions I have requested that my wife refer to me as Conquistador, Master, or Sir and received giggling in response. I suspect your demands will receive a similar response on these forums. Demands such as this are inappropriate.

I'll give you a couple of more days to cool down before I lift your ban.

Regards,
--Robert

[Tina]

On several occasions I have requested that my wife refer to me as Conquistador, Master, or Sir and received giggling in response. I suspect your demands will receive a similar response on these forums. Demands such as this are inappropriate.

I'll give you a couple of more days to cool down before I lift your ban.

Regards,
--Robert

But Conquistador, Master Sir Robert - people do get struck by lightning bolts -maybe POK knows something we don't!

[Robert]

But Conquistador, Master Sir Robert - people do get struck by lightning bolts -maybe POK knows something we don't!

Did I sense giggling in your words?

Yes, it is true that people have been struck with lightning bolts to the head, and we did see the PoK's pictures of the flood before I removed them, so he may indeed know something we don't. I was avoiding the storm clouds yesterday just in case . I hope dleviwing is ok. David?

[Tina]

Did I sense giggling in your words?
I was avoiding the storm clouds yesterday just in case . I hope dleviwing is ok. David?

I didn't giggle

Maybe a general warning for members to wear rubber souls at all times and not sit around in metal chairs...or play golf (ever).

[dleviwing]

You can’t live in Florida and be afraid of lightning. I guess I have gods stronger than Lord Lee protecting me.
My wife also giggles when I point out to her that I'm lord of the house.

[Graybeard]

ALERT FOR THE FOLLOWING AREAS


Jacksonville, Miami, Tampa, St. Petersburg, Hialeah, Orlando, Fort Lauderdale, Pembroke Pines, Cape Coral, Clearwater, Coral Springs, Gainesville, Hollywood, Lakeland, Miami Gardens, Miramar, Palm Bay, Port Saint Lucie, Pompano Beach, Tallahassee, West Palm, Beach, Boca Raton, Brandon, Davie, Deltona, Kendall, Melbourne, Miami Beach, Plantation & Sunrise

The weather report for the above cities in Florida says that severe lightning storms are approaching from the East. Some cities are already being struck by bead, ribbon and staccato lightning.

Positive, Anvil-to-Ground, Ground-to-cloud and Ball lightning are also predicted. Nothing like this has been seen before. The weather bureau has been caught totally offguard. The bureau has stated that these storms gave no warning of their approach and struck, in the words of one officer, like a bolt from the blue.

Those of us on this forum may have a slightly different explanation. It appears that POK is leaving nothing to chance and is lashing the whole of Florida. I suggest those of us of the religious persuasion, of any and all creeds, quickly go into a huddle and offer a united prayer for Dave's safety while the rest of us try to come up with a theory to save him.

POK, call off the storm, all is forgiven.


ROTFLMAO

(moderators .. delete this if you like)

[Tina]

ALERT FOR THE FOLLOWING AREAS

The weather report for the above cities in Florida says that severe lightning storms are approaching from the East. Those of us on this forum may have a slightly different explanation. It appears that POK is leaving nothing to chance and is lashing the whole of Florida. I suggest those of us of the religious persuasion, of any and all creeds, quickly go into a huddle and offer a united prayer for Dave's safety while the rest of us try to come up with a theory to save him.

POK, call off the storm, all is forgiven.
ROTFLMAO

(moderators .. delete this if you like)

Lightning Strikes Destroy, Damage Homes In 5 Central Florida Cities

POSTED: 9:03 pm EDT September 1, 2007
UPDATED: 10:28 pm EDT September 2, 2007


Lightning strikes blanketed parts of Central Florida over the weekend, destroying or damaging groups of homes in five cities.


And where was POK on the 1 Sept 2007?

IMAGES: Lightning Destroys Homes