I'm Simple
She's Carly
you'll see the classically reiterating Romulus/Creamousse thing ragin' here
no
???
through honest ignorance
- I insulted her
vowed never to talk to me again she did
'won't be coming around again !'
She bathed me in a global 5 post exclusion perimeter
- I confounded them all though by posting 5 posts of between 5 and 10 characters long using only ...dots... in the background colour of each chameleon -
annoyed the mods -
lifted the curse by editing my posts together -
it was worth the loss in my post number count
- clawed my way up to become
Ultra Uber Super Administrator (colour
NAVirilitY BLUE)
- and here *I* am back here again
ready to do battle.
Though this time I have a trick from bootcamp stint
chez Mary's
where
'you Seymour Butts than anywhere else? bub!'
as generic greeting to strangers not from these parts
chez Mary's I gained the power of 'Ignore' - to accompany my now implacably instated ignorance.
She knew nothing stays the same
She was too sure
- I dabbled - I learnt - I came to see that she had unearthed potential energy, alchemy and an underground dump of o+bottomies.
I knew nothing.
She knew something.
Turned out that her something was my nothing was
her nothing.
(a core pillar of the ToE I proffer
- incidentally)
from the other side of the binary wall which separates us from
S. Bob's wholesale motorbike replacement parts
sore butts?
see butts?
At Seymours'
(site may only be used by people who have purchased my book -
The many leather clad buttocks of woman - a retrospective)
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Carly da' pimp But if you're willing to play the game |
(I cheated
- in the time I was supposedly pulling tricks - I educated myself in interplanetary plasma networks on wikipedia
- I grew stronger)
It will be coming around again
'Carly is an It'
- I recall the ignorant and heavy petulant youth 'Simple' stating to Carly -
I had thought that I'd learnt all that there was to know -
turned out that it was just the Index page and I had skimmed -
- there
was
mor?e
I think I added a couple of letters here or there
and accidentally smelled Melanie -
what can I say?
She liked me
- I was a free agent - hadn't realised that the bodily odour was alpha female Carly marking her territory as I slept.
Mel smelled fine.
Carly needed
me to reign supreme
Mel smelled mighty fine.
What's a Simple Simon to do?
Carly suggested it best that I leave or 'I be not coming again through actual incapacity'
With hands in place - I suggested that 'she not be coming around again'
We both stood our ground - repeating these basic lines over and over -
later that night we agreed on compromise -
she leaves (and never returns)
whilst
I accept 'solitary' within exclusion bubble.
... ... well it seems from your post that we have
both thrown off the shackles of that seminal moment in fluidics with Mel the Smell from Hell.
How Carly bypassed her router I'll never know
- hired help-lines at $10/s
???
Like all women Carly thought that a computer was just something you switch on
and then
switch off
at night.
so - when all's said and done
ENOUGH!
where is she then?
Linear Mode
