Virgin Birth

[sillysally]

I can explain how this happened, for real. It wasn't some invisible raping spirit either. All women can ejaculate, majority are unable to due to psychological issues. There is trace amounts of semen in female ejaculate, I think before man came along there were only women birthing women. This is also how the God thing happened too. Men are an evolution from women, that's why they have nipples and an over developed clitoris.

One day a man was born and the women were in awe over this freak of nature, so they worshiped him because there was only one. There was a point in time where this occurred first and last, as per the bible states about Jesus. Jesus, perhaps was the last to be birthed like this, it could have been his mothers ancient reproductive system coming into play. Since there is trace amounts of semen found in female ejaculation, there could have been a point in time when this was heavily concentrated and women could conceive on their own since female bodies produce both fertilizer and eggs.

Everyone tells me this is not true but at least it is one way to explain what has been inexplicable for a couple thousand years.

Do you believe in the virgin birth? You can agree with me but if you disagree yet still believe that it happened you have to say why and you can't use the invisible man theory.

[Graybeard]

I don't believe it ever happened. But if it did, then I'm with you Sal.

There is a species of lizard that is all female and impregnate themselves. This was once a natural selection method that many species used, today there are only a few. It just wasn't as successful as the male/female method. Adaptation to changing environment, using this method is much slower as there is very little difference in the DNA between Parent and offspring this way ... hence positive mutations occur much less often, leading to the decline of these species in rapidly changing environments.

It is mainly found in desert and very arid areas where there is little environmental change.

Good one Sal ... greg

[sillysally]

My point in trying to decipher it is that so many people believe it. They also believe that one day the truth will all be revealed so somebody has to come up with the kakomany explanations.

[austintorn@aol.com]

I didn't think God would have a one night stand with a teenage virgin.

It also turns out that "virgin" was a mistranslation of "young woman" from the Sandscrit or whatever language the legends were written in.

All embryos still start out female. For a boy, both the brain and the body are masculinized. If something goes wrong and only one of these masculinizations occurs, then gayness ensues.

I guess Adam didn't really come first and ask God for the perfect woman, one who would even paint ceilings. And I guess God never told Adam that it would cost him an arm and a leg, Adam replying "What can I get for just a rib?"

[sillysally]

lol, still virgin and young girl means the same thing. My grandmother once heard me say young lady and she didn't understand the meaning, she said that's not right when I explained it to her. There is a separation, so young girl typically means untouched by a man, there cannot be a young lady expect in these days when girls are often touched by boys before they become adults. It's the difference these days between a woman and girl.

[mkirkpatrick]

Great thread starter Silly Sally.I seem to be mıssıng out on all thıs here ın Turkey.The
computers here ın the ınternet cafe are very very slow.Vıgın bırth ıs really a mısnomer
when lıfe ıs understood as beıng eternal.then bırth ıs not possıble!


The myth of vırgın bırth ıs told ın all cultures throughout the world.and dates back at least
10 thousand years.The west seems to thınk ıt has a monopoly on vırgın bırths?



warm regards mıchael.

[sillysally]

Alo komshi!

[mkirkpatrick]

Alo komshi!

Imshalah! Merhaba!





regards mıchael

[Profpat]

I can explain how this happened, for real. It wasn't some invisible raping spirit either. All women can ejaculate, majority are unable to due to psychological issues. There is trace amounts of semen in female ejaculate, I think before man came along there were only women birthing women. This is also how the God thing happened too. Men are an evolution from women, that's why they have nipples and an over developed clitoris.Thank God man got the overdeveloped clitoris.

One day a man was born and the women were in awe over this freak of nature, so they worshiped him because there was only one. There was a point in time where this occurred first and last, as per the bible states about Jesus. Jesus, perhaps was the last to be birthed like this, it could have been his mothers ancient reproductive system coming into play. Since there is trace amounts of semen found in female ejaculation, there could have been a point in time when this was heavily concentrated and women could conceive on their own since female bodies produce both fertilizer and eggs.

Everyone tells me this is not true but at least it is one way to explain what has been inexplicable for a couple thousand years.

Do you believe in the virgin birth? You can agree with me but if you disagree yet still believe that it happened you have to say why and you can't use the invisible man theory.

If that happened it would be more miraculous than being inseminated by the Holy Spirit.

If Joseph bought the story of the virgin birth, well God bless him. ( and He did with a beautiful 14 year old, almost virgin, girl )

No, I don't belive in the virgin birth, or miracles, or the resurrection. I do believe in God, and if He wanted any of that to happen then it would be. I also believe in Jesus' message.

Best to all,

Pat

[sillysally]

If that happened it would be more miraculous than being inseminated by the Holy Spirit. How so?

I also believe in Jesus' message.

Best to all,

Pat

John 8:6, what was the message he wrote? The bible fails to mention it. It must have been pretty bad since nobody ever repeated it.