Can I....

[Despina]

Grab the mic and distract all those wonderful, searching, hungry for input minds and have a mad moment?

After building my beautiful 64 bit machine, I am stuck with Bill Gates as my linux does not like my hardware....
*rant over*





When they discover the center of the universe, a lot
of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
Bernard Bailey

[Robert]

Hearing a loud squelching noise of feedback coming from the speakers, the pub momentarily quietens as patrons look up in wonder, from their drunk conversations, and spot Despina fumbling with the mic. Obviously quite upset, Despina speaks into the microphone about Bill Gates and linux with hopeless despair and then stumbles back to a side table, sits down with head on table and begins to sob. The other patrons all give a short toast to Despinas predicament, empathizing with her (him?), but then return to their regular chatter.

Bartender Robert walks over to Despina's table, sets down a pint of Guinness and says, "This should help you forget your problems. Then in the morning, after your hangover, perhaps you will see another way to rid yourself of Mr. Gates."

[Despina]

Humbly accepts empathy, gives thanks to Robert for the beer, but requests a lemonade instead, (more bubbles) and ponders the workings of nuclear fusion whilst listening with great interest the table opposite discussing TOE.

[theunify]

Humbly accepts empathy, gives thanks to Robert for the beer, but requests a lemonade instead, (more bubbles) and ponders the workings of nuclear fusion whilst listening with great interest the table opposite discussing TOE.

Robert! These are my friend from the Physic Alliance, you can always find someone to question your reality.