[Profpat]

A skeleton walks up the bar with his horse. Robert ask the horse " Why such a long face ". The skeleton ask Robert for a mop, and after getting it, he orders a beer.

[Profpat]

As the skeleton was mopping up beer from the floor, Donald Duck walks in and started to talk to Sally about Mickey Mouse's divorce from Minnie. He said " You should have been at ( quack ) court today Sally.
( Quack ). There was the judge telling Mickey that he presented no ( quack ) evidence that Minnie was crazy " Well Donald said, " Mickey jumped up and said " I didn't say she was crazy your honor, I said she was f**king Goofy"

At this time Sally decided to order Duck a la orange. Hmmmm she said I never ate duck before, not bad.

Robert said " We have a call for Donald Duck. Is Mr Duck here " Sally burped.

[sillysally]

F**cking Goofy enters the pub and asked, "Is this a Sushi bar? Sally hasn't had Sushi in a long while." Sally said, "Are you F**cking Goofy? I had sushi last night."

"Yes I am F**cking Goofy, getting knocked in the head will cause temporal disorientation." Goofy said setting up his projector so Sally could watch a movie and relax since she had to sell her big screen tv because she couldn't take it into the pub with her.

Robert handed Sally a plastic tiger wine glass filled with Riesling and said, "This glass of milk is on the house."

Sally said, "Plastic? How tasteless Robert." Robert responded saying, "We use plastic so they won't break during tele transport."

"Oh Robert, you think of everything, so much consideration and care for your customers! Can we watch the movie now, this glass of milk is making me sleepy." Sally said slumping onto the reclining leather sectional sofa reserved for "special" (retarded) customers only.

Profpat was already on the sofa, "Sally," Profpat said, "I made this spot hot for you." "Thanks," Sally said, "too bad you are my best friend's ex husband, even though I don't talk to that s!ut for cheating on you anymore."

[sillysally]

Nobody suddenly appeared out of nowhere and said, "NOBODY is F**king Goofy!"

Profpat said, "You're Mama." and 'd at Sally.

[Profpat]

While Sally and Profpat were sitting on the couch Donald Duck came back into the bar after relieving himself in the men's room. He was soaked from head to webbed feet. " What happened to you Donald " inquired Profpat. " What happened to me, ( quack ), what happened to me. I'll tell you what( quack ) to me. As you know when I go to the john I jump in the toilet, swim around and then relieve myself. Well ( quack ) some drunken idiot sat down not seeing me, and ( quack, quack, quack ) proceeded to give me me a golden shower and other fundamental substances. Jerk nearly killed me. And if that wasn't repulsive enough ( quack, quack ) he flushed the toilet.I never forget an a**hole, and if I ever see it again...I have to go now and so I'll sing a little song for the bar. MIC ( see you real soon ) KEY ( why because I love you )". And he left " Bye Donald " everyone exclaimed, " We love you too.

[sillysally]

Profpat, notorious for his proper English and profound French belted out the lyrics, Breathe (2am), rewinding and starting from the last verse, " Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable, And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table No one can find the rewind button now Sing it if you understand. and breathe, just breathe woah breathe, just breathe, oh breathe, just breathe."

[Profpat]

Profpat took in a great big breath, to take in all the cannabis smoke that was now floating around in the bar, wondering if he was in an alternate universe or toon town. He looked at Sally, said goodnight and passed out

[sillysally]

God enters the pub yelling at Silly Sally, "Bitch, if you ever leave another one of my dirty dishes in the sink again, I swear I will kill you! I make $50,000 dollars a year and I am not your SLAVE, I will report you for food stamp fraud because I refuse to feed you and my child! I am independent, ONE GOD, and I don't need a useless HORROR like you controlling my life!"

Sally turns to Profpat and kindly asks him, "Can you change the air wave to Sunny 95, these Looney Tunes are killing me." Sally suddenly notices the smoke in the air, "That's the pot, the pot burning my grilled, block of free cheese, sandwich." Profpat stands up to proclaim, "One man's trash is another man's treasure!"

[Profpat]

Profpat then passes out again, once again proving to Silly Sally that all men are useless. ( Except to pay bills and procreate ) HMMM!! Thinks Sally I think I can procreate all by myself, now what about the bills? HMMMM!!

[sillysally]

"Only the good die young..." hummed Sally " Come out Virginia, don't let me wait You Catholic girls start much too late aw But sooner or later it comes down to fate I might as well be the one."