Time-Tuning Telepathy = Sleep

[sillysally]

The plastic mobile phone that Sally slipped on rang, "Hello?" said Sally. "I hear my mama." said Ema, the magic man shape shifting 14 month old toddler, as she splashed in the tub of her mothers wound.

Sally thought to herself, that's why I slipped, it was wet.

[Profpat]

Profpat wakes up only to see Uncle Scrooge McDuck walk in with his 3 grandnephews, Huey, Dewey, and Louey.



OK said Uncle Scrooge, which one of you a**holes took a dump on my nephew Donald. He is really p*ssed off. More like p*ssed on said Louey. Quack. quack,quack. quack, quack. They all laughed. Ya, said Dewey that was pretty sh*tty, Quack, quack quack, quack, quack, quack. They all laughed again.
Profpat looked at Sally and said I think I know who did it. He then whispered in her ear the members name. Sally laughed at looked at the member. Suddenly Rod Serling came through the doors and said " Enough of this potty humor. Don't you people know you're in the Twilight Zone " HUH!!

[sillysally]

"Don't worry about those peon's" Sally said as she heard the sound coming from a purple heart and a bronze star floating in the air. "I've heard about those nightmares and flash backs, it's all people are Balkan about."

"Vulcan?" questioned Profpat, "No, that's Star Trek, this is the Twilight Zone. Remember Silly?" said Sally. "But you were right about the B sounding like a V, it's ancient Hebrew."

[Profpat]

" Oh ya right " responded Profpat, as he rubbed his eyes. " you got remember Sally I'm kind of stoned here ". Kind of said Sal and then she burst into a song " They'll stone you ....." Bob Dylan where are you when we need you.

[sillysally]

Jon replied, "I'm still here, bob!" as he pulls his rock out of his pocket, ready and willing to stone the people that began ducking up and down. "QUACK QUACK", they all screamed!

Sally sinisterly giggled saying, "Getem bob! Stone those hypocrites!"

[Profpat]

" Oh Oh " says Profpat, you see he realizes that it's Jon's universe here, and if he wanted to pull the plug, or should I say thread; that he, Sally, the ducks, Michelle, Robert and everybody else will disappear from existence.

" You better be nice to him Sally " he said, or else........

[sillysally]

Sally answered Pat, "You sillywilly, we always exist through sound waves everywhere. ETI was just tuned into the wrong station and really, I mean really, ETI doesn't know jack doody about sound." Michigan fans cheer Queens song in the background, "We are the champions!"

[Profpat]

" Bootiful " "Oh no" said Profpat "it's the teletubbies"
" Hi Tinkie Winkie, hi Dipsy, hi Lala, hi Po " Said Profpat somewhat embarresed that he knew them. "Big hug" they exclaimed in unison. So Profpat turned to Sally and gave her a big hug. At this time it was either MagicMan or Ema, a bootiful 14 month old girl, who proceeded to flip the bird to the teletubbies. They all laughed and proceeded to flip the bird to everyone in the pub. " More, more," they cried. Again Rod Serling came in saying " OK thats it, I'm tranporting this whole pub to the Outer Limits "
WHOOSH.........

[Profpat]

Suddenly the vertical and horizontal was going crazy.
The fat headed guest, heads became even fatter. Like big balloons. Sally started to laugh, and than noticed that her 58008 grew 6 sizes. Profpat's woody kept expanding and shrinking in lenghth.

" Whoa " cried Profpat, " Change the channel, Robert,
but wait until the old woody is at maximum expansion "

WHOOOOSH

[Profpat]

Everybody seemed back to normal. Well Sally 58808 seemed a bit larger.
Profpat was saying "##@##*^!!^_)(#**% (Dirty words have been deleted) as he looked down at his pants. Seeing what Profpat was looking at Sally began to laugh uncontrollably.

Meanwhile Robert was standing behind the bar with a very confident and contented smile on his face. All the women were leaving their tables and dates to go UP TO the bar to talk and look at Robert's......