Time-Tuning Telepathy = Sleep

[sillysally]

Sally stopped all the ladies (men included) from observing and talking about the obvious and said, "Mine are indivisible and they can multiply!"

[Profpat]

Profpat, still feeling a bit inadequate, asked Sally if she still liked male lesbians. After again laughing, Profpat went up to the bar and asked Robert if he would go back to the old channel for just a minute.
" FAT chance of that happening Prof " said Robert somewhat pleased with himself and his pun. So Profpat jumped behind the bar to grab the remote.

A struggled for the control of the remote began, and suddenly they were in Bizaroo World.

[sillysally]

"I love women (men included) with big balls!" said Sally, "And now I must put my disguise on, hair and make-up please, and go to work selling beauty products to the men and women of this world! It is my duty to lesbianize all humanity!"

[Profpat]

Just at that time Neutralino and RascalPuff entered the pub almost bumping into each other, Both glaring at the other, they decided to sit at opposite ends of the pub. This caused problems because at one end of the pub the universe was in standard mode. At the other end is was in alternate mode. ( REMEMBER READER THIS IS BIZAROO LAND ).

It seemed like a minute had passed (but who knows for sure anymore ) when Austin walked in and said " Time for a slide show " Sally exclaimed: "goody" because she liked Austin's creative talents.

There was one groan in the pub, with someone saying the he preferred dirty movies.

Profpat asked Robert if you had to be 21 to enter this pub? " No " said Robert " but if you are under age then you have to be with your parent "

Once again WHOOOSH and the pub was off to OZ

[Profpat]

I forgot to mention dear reader, that just before going to OZ the good professor ran out to buy 2 basketballs for himself.

[neutralino]

Neutralino sits down at the bar, a look of bewilderment on his face. [i]"Where am I and how did I get here?"[i] he thinks to himself. He glances towards the rear of the pub, and then back towards the bar. He starts to open his mouth to order, but then suddenly turns his head back to look at the rear of the pub just in time to hear a loud SMASH. His face is overcome with a look of fear, having obviously seen something that troubles him. "What the..." he exclaims. Standing up, Neutralino decides to walk a little closer to investigate. He looks on the ground about ten paces away from where he was sat and sees a broken glass "But that's.. perfectly normal?" he questions to himself. To Neutralino, what he had just seen was extremely weird, but to the people sat at the other end of the pub, it was perfectly normal for a glass to be knocked off the table, and for the ground to be attracted up and smash into the glass mid-air, before returning to normality.

Neutralino returns to his seat "I'll have a large whisky please, Robert.. it's been a strange old day!"

[Profpat]

Profpat after waking up from his nap, sees Neutralino having a drink at the bar. "Hi Neutralino" Profpat says
" You know that you are a little furry mammal, right now, don't you. And there is this great big smilling green T Rex, looking at you as if you were a tasty appetizer".

" No problem Prof " stated Neutralino, " As you can see I'm here on the floor with you. Your Big Green friend's floor is higher than ours. And besides I have my buddy here. Say Hi to Barney " Barney a big T Rex himself was looking kind of purplish, brakes out into a song, " I love you, you love me "

" OMG " cried Pat " I'm going back to my nap "

[sillysally]

Sally starts rubbing the sleep out of her eyes, yawn, "I feel like I can poop out a burrito." thought Sally out loud. Reclining on the sofa Sally sees Neurtralino distracted by the ground effects. SPLASH, Robert throws Neutralino's large whiskey on him and tells him to go sit on the sofa.

"Those ground effects sure are pretty Sally" said Neutralino, soaked from head to toe trying to find a comfortable spot on the sofa. Sally told him, "The leather will dry you off with the negative ions a lot faster than the barstools. This sofa gives the best view of Profpat doing the Harlem Globe Trotters." Neutralino said, "I don't think I want to watch that."

[Profpat]

Profpat after getting his basketballs signed by the globtrotters ask Sally " Well are these big enough and fancy enough for you? "

Meadowlark Lemmon starts humming Sweet Georgia Brown and leaves with the rest of the team.

[sillysally]

"Oh my Profpat, what big balls you have! Let's give everyone that doesn't have any, tity twisters!" Sally exclaimed!