[Profpat]

" I don't want to milk any dam cow " excaimed Profpat, " In fact how come we're still in bizaroo land. I thought we were going to OZ, so I could get a real brain from the Great Wizzard. I'm tired of my little pea brain or is it P Brane. And this is the Thanksgiving week and........



WHOOSH
" Somewhere over the rainbow ......"

" I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Sally "

[sillysally]

Profpat lands in the backyard where the magic man that shape shifts into the toddler Ema was located. Ema discretely gives Profpat the middle finger and says "My mama don't like that drive through Kansas." Profpat attempted to throw a can of Mountain Dew at the little magic man but missed.

[Profpat]

Profpat sees that the magic man has improved his shape shifting from the bride of Chucky to a beautiful little girl with an attitude. He also notices he has a lot of straw and that Sally hair is in pig tails. he sees there is a big green curtain blocking the bar tender. " Hmmm " he states " I guess we must be in OZ. Now to find that wizzard ".

[Profpat]

Before Profpat could locate the wizzard, he heard small arms fire outside of the pub. Crash and Tom Turkey came into the pub, looking a little worse for wear. " Don't those SOB's know that duck a la orange taste a lot better than turkey." said Tom and they he whispered something in Sally's ear.



" What did he say Sally " asked Profpat

Tom said HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO OUR FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD FROM YOUR FRIENDS IN THE USA.

[Profpat]

Meanwhile back at the pub, Profpat was still downhearted about his P Brane, when suddenly there was thunder and lightning, and a great voice spoke out " Don't worry about your P-Brane Prof. Though there are a lot of cobwebs and strings attached to it. I the great Wizzard can get you a degree with no strings attached."

Hmmm! Thought Profpat " I always wanted a PhD in physics"

" Well said the great Wizzard you might have to settle for a PhD in LIFE EXPERIECES from Rochville University."

" Well I don't have much time, and I'm not to bright,
and I'm kind of broke, and..."

"YOU DOUBT THE GREAT WIZZARD" Said the Great Wizzard "

" Ah no I guess not, but..."

" No buts Pat, in 3 days and $599 you can have that PhD. In fact because I like you I'll give you a special and give you a Bachelors's, Master's and Doctorate Degree for only $1,038. "

" Crap I'll take it " Profpat exclaimed in joy.

"And why is that little lady with the pigtails crying, and why is everything I say being underlined" Exclaimed the Great Wizzard

T.B.C.

[Profpat]

Continued:

While Sally was weeping at the end of the bar, in walked Tina, it appears she was looking for the root of all evil.

The Wizzard asked Sally what was the matter and she confessed she wanted to go home to Ohio. Back to her daughters and her Roman husband Bigus Dickus.

" No problem " said the Wizzard "All you have to do is to say 5 times really fast;
I'm a sheet slitter I slit sheets "

Well Sally tried and tried but the best she could do was to constantly sh*t sheets, to which the bar would brake out into laughter at every attempt.

Meanwhile when Tina came in, a little female dog came in with her unnoticed.

The little bitch ( the dog ) went behind the bar and opened the green curtain exposing Robert and his confident smile.

[Profpat]

Well Profpat thought it was time to leave the pub.
He thanked The Unify for his gracious use of his thread.

He gave Sally a big hug who was in the process of being transported back to Ohio.

He gave Robert, Neutralino, Michelle, and the Magic Man, a big wave, and wished everybody Happy Holidays.
He then left the pub.

[sillysally]

The magic man yelled, "WAIT!" sitting in his high commander chair.



"I got my haircut Profpat, come sit next to me on the sofa so we can discuss it." said the Magic Man as be beamed onto the sofa.



"Oh, I see you got the lucifer haircut." Said Profpat.

"No, it's pronounced loostair but it also means chandelier. All the magic men get this haircut when they are babies, even little Indian girls."

"Ah, I see." Profpat said shading his eyes with the palm of his hand. "You sure are a bright little magic man."

[Profpat]

" A very beautiful little magic man "
Sally noticed in Profpats rush to leave, that he left a picture of his grandson, daughter, and adopted son in law.

[Profpat]

When Robert received the mail, he opened this card from Profpat:

MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY 2008




PEACE, JOY, and LOVE to ALL

PAT