[theunify]

Jon entered the bar;

because the floor was wet he slipped on his shoulder

as he struggled to get up; he went down for a second time

Jon waited a minute still on the ground and woke up

It was then that he noticed he forgot his wallet at his house.

He looked around for regulars at the bar, to give him money, and he started up a collection of paper clips and tin scraps until he had enough spare change.

Spoken to the Bartender: Here is a Tip for my drink.

[magic]

As Jon is handing the bartender the garbage he found on the floor, he slips again and hits is head on the floor this time. Jon begins to dream and in that dream he opens his mind and finds that he is thinking double, which is very odd indeed. The dream goes something like this...

Name is not known

John is writing a story about a person writing a story about a person whose name is not known. In both of the stories, the plot is based on the proposition that if the person fails to discover the name of the person whose name is not known, then the person whose name is not known kills the person who fails to discover the name.

One day the person who doesn’t know the name meets the person whose name is not known.

"What’s my name?" asks the person whose name is not known.

"I don’t know," replies the person who does not know the name.

"It’s John, you fool!" he says, killing the person who has failed to discover the name.

"Ah yes," says he, before he dies, "but now is the end of the story, John, and it is you, not me, who are no more!“

(by Jack)

Copyright © S R Schwarz 2007. All rights reserved.

The dream ends for Jon so now he closes his mind and there is nothing for a time...

[Robert]

Robert is working as bartender this evening and notices that someone slipped on the floor, and is now crawling on his hands and knees as if he had lost something. This person stands and with very slurred speech, and eyes that were somewhat crossed, says something about buying everyone a beer. He then hands Robert something but just as he drops it into Robert's hand, he slips again and seems to drift off to sleep this time, with a big smile on his face.

Robert looks in his hand and sees a broken toothpick, a dead bug, several beer bottle caps, some sawdust, and... what was this? It looked like some kind of gadget but it's nature befuddled Robert. It was very small, black all over, rectangular shaped, and had a single red button on it with no label. "This is very tempting", Robert thought. Robert hovered his thumb over the button for an instant, but just at that moment, there was another commotion in the Pub. Robert looked up and saw...

[theunify]

"Yawn", the bar is jam-packed, it seems to be the very next night as if he slept right through the day shift, "shoot, how could I miss the day shift" Jon thinks he is a fool, because Carly works the day, and Robert works at night

Jon Looks to himself, rather scornfully, this time he thinks "I'm going to go before that weird Magic Man comes in with his fairy potions and whispering in my ear like I was hard of hearing"

[sillysally]

The weird magic man shape shifted into a female 14 month old toddler named Ema. She showed John that a rock was to be used as a cell phone, she made a call first on the rock and then handed the rock to John. John began text messaging on the rock, "Hi, aboo do why yeah what Gak mom" said Ema into her plastic phone. John then knew he had to place the rock next to his ear and listen to the underground messages. Ema then morphed into the plastic phone and fell to the ground.

[michellemfry]

Michelle enters the Pub only to find a patron looking for some way to pay for the drinks, which are, and always have been on the House, and she returns to a favorite seat for viewing the monitor that scours the galaxies for a long lost group of scientists.
In a specific location many light years away, the lost group of scientists viewed a monitor of the pub viewing a monitor. The effect was hard to pin straight into a picture or an image. The effect of effecting the thing that you were trying to picture was known. Michelle disliked the uncertainty principle, and chose instead to watch the Universe doing some amazing work, as usual, or maybe it was new.

[Profpat]

Profpat enters the bar and says hi to Robert the friendly bar tender, and sits down to ask if Michelle, would like a drink on Robert. She states she doesn't do body shots. They began discussing the uncertainty principle and Profpat says it's his belief that without it we wouldn't have our own limited freedom ( not to be confused with free will ). You see it's his belief that the degree of freedom ( or the asymptotic freedom of the quarks ) is necessary for our own limited freedom, that scientist and perhaps even God cannot predict. He then proceeds to view the wonders of the universe with childlike awe.

[michellemfry]

Michelle explains to Profpat that she does body shots, and alot of other stuff that her wing girl and her decided not to ever talk about outside the two of them. Finally, a girl who has already died twice and wakes herself up, and that makes me her number one in line to party.
You see Michelle waited till 43, and then the 18 arrived. All legal and everything. He was the body shots. Two or three will do nicely.

[sillysally]

Silly Sally enters the pub and slips and falls on a plastic cell phone laying on the ground, "what the?" she said trying to pull herself up. She grabs the phone and holds it up and starts yelling, "You know, people can be seriously hurt when you don't pick up after yourselves!" Rascal Puff yells from across the room "Sally, can you take your rants and raves somewhere else, we are trying to have a discussion here." Tina nodded in agreement with RP. Silly Sally gives them the middle finger and sits down for a drink, "I need a stiff one please, I think I got whiplash from that fall".

Jon, on his way out the door tells Sally, "I fell down in here a few months ago too, I haven't left since." Shocked, Sally asked him "what've you been doing here all this time?" "Sleeping".

Robert asks Sally if she would like her drink on the rocks, Jon quickly grabbed his rock and stuck it in his pocket. "What rocks?" asked Sally since she doesn't usually drinks but has decided to become an alcoholic due to the stress at TOE quest. Robert muttered "idiot" and handed her a glass of milk.

[sillysally]

Nobody was sitting next to Sally which gave Sally an eerie feeling, a paradox of sorts, so she blankly stared through nobody. Nobody was hovering at a flat angle, Sally noticed drinks being sucked into nobody, everyone was reluctant to admit that the reason there was no alcohol being served was because nobody was drinking it. So Sally tipped her glass of milk into the void to see what would happen, instead of liquid pouring out, tin scraps and paper clips were poured into it. The vacuum was so strong it sucked Sally in with one big slllluuuuurrrrrrrp. Nobody could hear Sally now, nobody cared. So Nobody helped Sally and she popped out. "Mom?"