Robert crawls into the pub

[austintorn@aol.com]

Green Lantern Ring

Austin thanks Graham for the ring made of glowing quarks, but not Santa, for Austin didn't get the air-rifle bb gun again this year because he might shoot his eye out.

[G_burnett]

As graham was contemplating his pluto ice and the comings and going of the bar he noticed the fat guy in the red suit saddle up to the bar with a big black eye crying saying what a night what a night damn that sheen damn that sheen ...
Hey fat man graham yelled!
Here, and he through him a half dozen extra eyes from the food bank freezer and said in an after thought ... "dont forget Austin next year!
and fell back into his ice ponder.

[G_burnett]

.... it was rainny an gale force winds blew ouside the pub that night in late January as Robert finally finished fiddling Flanagan's finishing fingerling's of fine tuning fingered virtual pastimes he liked to endeavor in and fell over a cord back into another pub portal graham quickly drew his new Xmas gift of a multi injector and without much behind the act but instinct gave the fellow twenty cc's each of the newest French hallucinogenics (twenty seven varieties) and said oops when he saw who it was that had bumped into him and too late to ponder of it. ... As he said "Sorry Robert " it already sounded like "SOOOOOORRRRRRieeeeeeYYYYeeeeiiiiieeEEE ROOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBURRRRRRttttTTTttt"

.... and he stumbled back through his portal home agast....