Robert crawls into the pub

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Green Lantern Ring

Austin thanks Graham for the ring made of glowing quarks, but not Santa, for Austin didn't get the air-rifle bb gun again this year because he might shoot his eye out.

[G_burnett]

As graham was contemplating his pluto ice and the comings and going of the bar he noticed the fat guy in the red suit saddle up to the bar with a big black eye crying saying what a night what a night damn that sheen damn that sheen ...
Hey fat man graham yelled!
Here, and he through him a half dozen extra eyes from the food bank freezer and said in an after thought ... "dont forget Austin next year!
and fell back into his ice ponder.

[G_burnett]

.... it was rainny an gale force winds blew ouside the pub that night in late January as Robert finally finished fiddling Flanagan's finishing fingerling's of fine tuning fingered virtual pastimes he liked to endeavor in and fell over a cord back into another pub portal graham quickly drew his new Xmas gift of a multi injector and without much behind the act but instinct gave the fellow twenty cc's each of the newest French hallucinogenics (twenty seven varieties) and said oops when he saw who it was that had bumped into him and too late to ponder of it. ... As he said "Sorry Robert " it already sounded like "SOOOOOORRRRRRieeeeeeYYYYeeeeiiiiieeEEE ROOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBURRRRRRttttTTTttt"

.... and he stumbled back through his portal home agast....

[theunify]

Theunify is awash with fantastic thoughts of recent mind revisions and has rushed into the pub on a cold starry night. He notices Robert is still face down in what appears to be a very good listening position but not so much for avoiding being stepped on, and a few of the regulars have allowed their dogs free reign...

Suddenly and without warning colorful flashes of Gburnett's coatails flash before the unify. Just as Gburnett was about to open his mouth and acost theunify Graybeard comes in to save the day. "what do we have the honor of seeing you today ?"

Graybeard rears back on his chair making his shoulders stick out in a sharp and disgusting way, the way a man looks when he is utterly fueled, ready to take some unsuspecting soul on a three way trip around the galaxy. Just as Gburnett is about to reopen whatever non thought out thought he was about to have Graybear puts a tape recorder on the table marked "do not listen".

Immediately theunify pulls out what appears to be some ruffled sandwich bags and places them next to the tape recorder and walks out of the bar.

Graybear then slaps Gburnett and says one word, "speak".

Sadly the contents of that tape have been the subject of many solar system gossip corporations and it has been determined that the highest bidder will always determine what occured on that day.

although some say that a common bar wench had the foresight to replace that tape with a copy of the asteroid almanac, which currently sells for a mere sixteen candles made out of saturariun sludge, which would make the secret one of the most expensive ever told.

[G_burnett]

as Graham began to wave his fingers in the air in the secret sign of the learned the only one to understand him the barkeep, the door opened behind him and in came Austin twirling in his pink tutu, chest lights flashing and Mickey mouse ears doffed to whole looking a bit drenched and sunburned though knowing Austin graham realized it was still the shoe polish he had put on and secretly was against the solar radiation and bombs that went off in the place he was visiting similar to earth. In behind him looking a bit harried was the milk cow and a dark shadow which slinked into the loft beams to only a blink or two every few minutes of the whites of two eyes. The stench of the sour milk was still emitting from the explored to virtual varied realities but his ghetto blaster was silent in the pub and quickly was tossed to the waste bin.
the cow was another matter. ... as Austin headed for the vibrating shower to clean up on a few nice waves choosing the Hawaii theme the cow gave a very disorientated moooahhh and dropped about the biggest patty of record possible and most of it skin sagged. Indeed it was not a cow and explained the advanced foresight to have gone with Austin for it was emitting little white mice from every ortifice one can imagine stepping over it skin and mess that covered Robert and in every direction the little white mice were looking for a hole to crawl into .. most found one or two and other then the one that perched him/her self on the cows horns or were trampled underfoot in the mealy by other patrons the whole trojan horse of cow manuer minced mice and skin of the mice were silent ... as everyone else in the pub ...

Okay the little squeaker yelled to the top of his lungs ... where the h am i? ... little though had the high pitch squeal had come from his mouth not understood by any at all and ended did the dark shadow make itself known by a leap twenty seven feet across the expanse to the deflated plastic cow Robert was smiling at in his dreams and gobbling up the little thing with a great belch in unity’s face showed the pub what a 98 lb black panther was all about in regards to sinew and muscle tone ... the wenches horse promptly with no ado gave the critter a big kick in the general direction of a northern wolf cross smile to finish up the stinky cat thing and with a quick release of it jaw after two snaps tossed the fur ball out of the side door to the sunken debts of California not yet recovered from the flood.

Robert snored on in his sleep aphathy breakdown now with a warm cow blankie to suck on his thumb with .. smiling ...

Just another moment in the pub the barkeep thought and gave graham and greg a grog of hot rum each ... free on the house he said with a laughing eye on the passed out boss ..

[G_burnett]

everyone was in the pub having a good time. graham looked about and told greg see see ... there it goes again time just passing me by point his finger at everyone as if they were whereing amahd the terrorist masks and the bartenter laughing having served time up with soda and lime freely and evdery one on time was having a good time still .... all but some lump of hacking viral dismay lying under a now hardened like a watooosies zepra shield thingy they thought they could use to trick those lion critters into thinking a spear chucking zepra realy exists ... dont run dont run some one yelled at sage who wispered something in grahams ear to low for even austins pickup micro tec mic spidery thingly that dod not look like a spider of any sorte of a brain anorism ... more like a hand mic hanging from the rafters on a long co axial kine that went behind the bar somewhere ... (later it was found to indeed be the getto blaster having a reccord feature to 8 track tape amaze built right into it proving it was asutin who has set up to hear waht graham had to say ) ... sure enough greg and graham an sage turned just as the door was closing behind him and in walked Lloydlordy jeusgive me anotherbottleofschreech miafor longer then ever in time realitiity enjoyed in the bar and being dragged in by a cute young red faced beauty of a woman with a sweat shirt hoody on that read yes my name is jim ... okay? ... solving that uestion all this time unanswered to any proof like virtual reality is proof lol to anyone that comes to this place ... greg laughed and said i knew he was hanging around by the thank yous he gave ... and the big guy said alright allright .. almost went over to the dark side almost ... like in almost winning at checkers does not count ... yes the approving nods were mad the fellow had not lost his good side of logic and light and truth even the read in some of those noddies or they could have been running out of time and falling assleep ... who knows ..... and thinking about doppelgangers with Rosie red cheeks all were flabergassted to see in walking Robert canecarryingbejeususwith a new blue star on the end of it Robert and grahm was the only one not looking surprised in knowing by profile skills as he spoke up that the thing under the cosdung beetled ate carpet making rude noises was just a doppelganger and had to be because it was so dumbly slow and everyone's knows that is just because they are lazy lazy lazy and there on the floor was the prime example of laziness passed out letting time slip by without having a life and getting peeed on by those weird church members CPPBECOOL ... types ...