A pina colada please

[racecar]

..."Mine got knocked over in all the commotion. Are you a betting man?"....

[munty13]

"At last," I say to myself. "At last, someone to talk to."

I nudge my bow tie into shape, take a big slurp from my pina colada, pick the fluff off my collar, and then I proceed to pull out all my paperwork on my 'theory of everything'. Stacks and bloody stacks of it.

"Hello. You can tell me your name later. Read my stuff!!!"

Then it dawns on me. I really need to get out more.

[racecar]

"Ah, Munty, you must spend a lot of time at home with your daughter. She must be very lovely....

I'll bet you a glass of water, a new bow tie and I'll read all your papers that I can get a shot of water into a shot of whiskey without using a straw, another shot glass or my mouth...

Robert can use the whiskey to numb the pain, wouldn't want to waste good brew."

[munty13]

I've unfortuately turned a bright, blushing red. I'm simply not used to talking to lay-dees in strange bars. And who knows - my wife might be reading this?

But hey, I'm always up for a bet. "Sure," I say, thinking about what my new tie is going to look like.

[racecar]

Munty, my husband reads the mail and he's a wildcard...but, I got my 5 kids in on this bet (contributing to the delinquency of minors) ~ they just might break out in a raucous rendition of the beer song. It's a family affair, they are always with me and I see your family is always with you.

"I'll need the shot of whiskey, the shot of water and my son's always useful library card." I place the card over the whiskey and invert it over the water...


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"You can see one of our home based research/physics lesson for the day."

Having never hustled a free drink before racecar was unsure if she performed the trick correctly, but she was delighted to read Munty's theory of everything! She made a bow tie from a cocktail napkin and handed it to Munty.