"Norm"

[Tarina]

As The waves pounded on the window, Austino and Passiona grinned at each other while they held one another." THWACK " Austino received a brutal blow to the backside of his head, Passiona glaring at one of their captors. Passiona held Austino as he gave a brief struggle to break apart and ko the ---hole who had hit him. She whispered in his ear about how they must not look happy and piss off their captors. There would be time enough later after they had arrived to the mysterious destination to which they were headed.

Mrs. Austino sat down on the seat by the rounded submarine type window. They were headed down, the descent was smooth. They lurched forward and a quick glance at the idiots who had captured them belied that all was normal.

As Austino looked around, he took every detail in for possible future reference. There was one interesting feature. It seemed that the nose cone of the sub opened.
Austino nudged Passiona and she tried to hide her grin as the direction he was looking pointed out some spear guns that were strapped to the upper part of the craft they were in.

The craft slowed, dammit thought both agents. Now there was no time to take over as they now were being locked into place and with a clunk and a hiss they were docked. The fresh air that assaulted their nostrils was scented with an unusual odour.

They were pushed ahead by the turd-snappers that had caught them. Suddenly it hit them, they were inside an old volcano, and the sides and ceiling glittered even in the artificial lighting. Diamonds, Passiona tried not to drool and kept the mission in focus.

Oh yes, I forgot to mention that part! WHile the two honey-mooners were intertwined with one another on the white sandy beach, the let themselves get caught. The intel they had both received was to abort the other mision, and to gain entrance into the suspected vast caverns of the area they were in. Rumours had it that there was some kind of new technology that the Hawaiins had developed and they were to get films on it, and of course escape and destroy the caverns.

[austintorn@aol.com]

Where the river meets the sea at Bali Hai

[Tarina]

Passiona couldn`t believe that the jerks seperated the two of them. She struggled to free herself, and heard footsteps. I will bide my time, patiently thought she.

Austino wasn`t haven`t much fun where he was at. Right to the temple, and a left upercut to the jaw, Ouch. Grrr.....

Passiona wasn`t expecting who walked through the door.

[austintorn@aol.com]

[Tarina]

Austino! Oh thank god! As Austino cut the plastic ties off of her, he gave her a good smooching.

The two of them were about to go, when they noticed the good old fashioned vents, just like anywhere else they had to hide all of the unsightly wires and such from view. They just made it in time, and of course the bumbling idiots didn't seem to even think of looking up.

The two agents, husband and wife, started quietly on there way. It didn't take long to come to not just a fork, but it seemed they were inthe centre of a spoked wheel. They looked at each other and with not a clue as to where they were headed they carried on.

Finally they were down, and on the right track. Passiona was amazed at the sheer size of this whole setup and had been taking micro-pics of the whole setup. They came to a door that had the usual eye scan technology.
No worries. Passiona hooked up a little device that took the scanner back to the last operative who went through, and simply pressed the green button and with a quick laser scan they were entering the hub of the center-she hoped!

[austintorn@aol.com]

It didn't take long to come to not just a fork

…but there was also a spoon and a dinner in the road that was less traveled by…

(I'm trying to win a bad writing contest sponsered by Graybeard)

[Tarina]

It didn't take long to come to not just a fork

…but there was also a spoon and a dinner in the road that was less traveled by…

(I'm trying to win a bad writing contest sponsered by Graybeard)

Passiona was giving her new husband a spanking for treating her thread like some kind of a joke, she was some pissed I must say.

The spanking had an effect on Austino that she couldn't quite say she wasn't expecting..

The couple had to copulate right then and there, it didn't matter to them if Jason or Chuckie walked on in.

Passiona grinned at Austino who returned it in kind. Austino pointed to a bank of monitors, they were inside the security room. Dammit they still had to locate the brains of the operation. Which wasn't hard considering they just had to find the right monitor. Now they had it in their sights, but a tiny problem had surfaced.

The woman that they were both looking at was one of Austino's Ex's. What was SHE doing her thought Austino? Oh for crap sakes, how am I going to tell Passiona that the head of the operation here-Austino, is that or is that not your Ex lady friend, the one before your wife? Passiona flatly stated to her new husband. Austino kind of blushed, oh for the love of... Austino what is the problem? It is going to be so easy now to take over, what dumb luck!
Austino started to laugh, he thought P. would be so peed off. Passiona started to hatch a plan of action with her honey........

[austintorn@aol.com]

she couldn't quite say she wasn't expecting

But she soon may be:

The couple had to copulate right then and there

Well, that certainly showed my ex what's what.

My brother wants to know if he's an uncle or an aunt, but I told him he'd have to wait and see if it's a boy or a girl.

[austintorn@aol.com]

So, the DIA couple arein the security substation, which is why the place was manned by idiots, as also usually shown in the movies, and they finally located the main building on one of the screens, which was just across the river (the building, not the screen), a clever ploy to make it seem unassociated with the guard house.

And so then everyone was run over by a truck and that was the end of the story.

(No, not really. Just trying to get an honorable mention from Greg Graybeard for bad writing.)

[austintorn@aol.com]

Looks like Austino's ex was on the wrong side, and was mad, as well, so she sent a big bad angry barking dog after the operatives who had just taken off running.

They ran like about half of the speed of light, but the dog was closing in on them as the river came into sight.

They kept on running while sealing their weapons and ammo in a waterproof pouch and then plunged into the raging river.

Safe? No, for the dog plunged in after them and was quite a good swimmer.

And then everyone was run over by a boat. No, not really.