"Norm"

[Tarina]

she couldn't quite say she wasn't expecting

But she soon may be:

The couple had to copulate right then and there
Well, honey I kind of have an I.U.D.
Well, that certainly showed my ex what's what.
Ha Ha!
My brother wants to know if he's an uncle or an aunt, but I told him he'd have to wait and see if it's a boy or a girl.

Tell your Brother he is a step-Uncle to 4 wonderful kids (2 of which are adults, okay only 1 is, but I don't wanna scare the mother loving crap outta ya) My god pregnancy is just over in the blink of an eye now, wow that was fast and where did all the years go? Honey am I okay?

[Tarina]

Looks like Austino's ex was on the wrong side, and was mad, as well, so she sent a big bad angry barking dog after the operatives who had just taken off running.

They ran like about half of the speed of light, but the dog was closing in on them as the river came into sight.

They kept on running while sealing their weapons and ammo in a waterproof pouch and then plunged into the raging river.

Safe? No, for the dog plunged in after them and was quite a good swimmer.

And then everyone was run over by a boat. No, not really.

No not really, but on that boat that hit the bank in front of them-was all 14 of Austino's cats (you know how cats hate water) The cats leaped through the air one after the other, clawing the dogs eyes out, and trying to bite through his thick hide-Victory! The dog went down.
Austino and Passiona crawled out of the water and with a look at the scene in front of them, and at each other they started to laugh. I guess your cats are not the kind that laze around eating and having cat naps all day eh Honey?

The strange group headed towards the intended target.

Passiona noticed something, holding her arm up and making the shush sign she pointed to a slightly beaten down path. The group decided to follow it. Austino called his kitties to him and put special eensy weensy cameras on the cats right between their eyeballs, to get a better eye view.

The cats took off and the DIA pair held back watching the little monitor screen , the cats were in a clearing with the building right in front of them. A guard appeared but as he reached down, the rest of them scooted between his legs, and around him, the had gained entrance to the building. The guard was telling his superiors about this weird turn of events.

The couple watched the little screen, one of the cats had climbed onto the roof-top of the place and was sniffing around YUP YOU guessed it, an air vent. It managed to squeeze in. Everything went black.

Passiona and Austino crept up behind the guard who had come out and was lighting a smoke. THUNK! Good one honey! Austino grins and thanks his wife.
They went in, and well on the wall was a map, how convenient. I guess we didn't need the cats after all.
Just then one of the cats came up to Austino and in it's mouth, Austino grabbed a set of dog tags?

The couple gaped at each other, as more of the cats came into view and they as well were carrying tags in their mouths. The mission had just drastically changed.

Passiona radioed in to their superiors and relayed the problem. It turns out they were hoping all along that this might be where the missing troop of American soldiers were.
Austino and his Love started into the building, swinging from side to side, leaving no nook or cranny hidden from view. They quickly dispatched the few guards that were in the small building. Then they heard it, a faint tapping come from where? Below, there must be a hidden entrance to the lower levels. Passiona stumbled, and there it was, a recessed ring in the floor. Austino muscled it up, and then they put a metal piece in the joint of the trap to keep it unlatched.
They headed down.....................

[Tarina]

Passiona and Austino reached the bottom and were astonished to see a well lit corridor with doors down each side.
They knew that there were soldiers here, and what else they were not sure. They split up and each took a side.

Passiona quietly turned the doorknob, and peeked in-much to her horror she saw an eye with muscles trailing from it sitting in a metal bowl. There was also a Doc of horrors poised to take out the soldiers other eye with scalpel raised. Passiona whispered "Pssst" the doc spun around to get a round between the eyes, a silenced round that is.
She quickly went to the next door, meeting briefly in the hall where her eyes met Austino's and their shared look said it all.
She pushed the door open and to her utter disgust, she saw a mans leg severed above the knee sitting in a cooler of ice. Without hesitating she shot the sick doc in the back of the head.
Door three, Passiona trembled slightly, as she pushed it open a fired at the next doctors head, looking on her way out at the gruesome dish with two human eyes in it.
Passiona stopped Austino in the hall, and with a quick call to their wrist devices the ship was on it's way with a troop of Dr.'s on board to save these poor soldiers lives.
In total there were 23 soldiers that had been caught and kept prisoners for the gruesome organ and limb retrievals. The sick bastards were selling them to the rich.

Austino and Passiona were now officially allowed to have their real honeymoon. Passiona left it up to her new husband to select the location...... She had a small request that they be allowed to make their rings out of the diamonds they had first seen on their way into the old volcanoe.

[austintorn@aol.com]

They went to Cape May, at the bottom of New Jersey,
where there were many Victorian style houses and gardens.



And lived happily ever after for a few days.

[austintorn@aol.com]

Rascal placed a call to the head of Mossad. Mossad is the Institute for Intelligence and Special Operations, being the national intelligence agency of Israel.

“It seems that Iranian scientists are disappearing, that much is going wrong in their nuclear plants, and that many of the needed shipments are not arriving. Do you know anything about that?”

“Who, me? No, nothing, but we know even less that nothing about some other problems that they are having. Do you know anything about those?”

“No, not a thing.”

“Thanks; now we both know something.”

“Good work.”

“You, too.”

[Tarina]

Tarina was still shaking, she quickly crumpled the letter she had just received. With a determined set to her facial features she pulled her lighter out of her jumpsuit, and without a moments hesitation she lit the crumpled ball and droppedit in the sink. Watching it burn and die out she retrieved the blackened remnants and hurried to the bathroom and flushed it away.
She put on some music, and collapsed in her favorite recliner. She could not believe what was now happening. She never really believed that this day would come.
As Tarina let her mind drift into the famed Delta state, she concentrated on the subject. Soon she was drifting and felt the air rushing past. She was there. She quickly scanned the area and put her feelers a little farther, and at long last she felt her prescence.

Sister, you darling devil you. Tarina was back in the current moment. Exhilerated, amazed and ecstatic but to name a few of her emotions. Tarina waited for half of her lifetime for the message that was sent by some unknown. Her mythical sister, was no longer a myth. Tarina giggled, and raced for the secure cordless to call her loving partner Austin. I can`t wait to tell him she thought as she punched in the numbers.

[austintorn@aol.com]

Will Austino be able to tell the difference between them? Or is he already in her clutches?

(Your PM box is full…

I guess "turfed" means "gounded", and the longer the better to learn.

"Everywhere" means everywhere, and everywhere I felt them. I wish the same unto you.

— Austino)

[Tarina]

Austino listened intently to Tarina, he had not heard from her in a while and was pleased to hear her sounding so refreshed.

"Austino, I have the most astounding news!!! I'm sorry you can't get a word in edgewise Darling-I'll explain! I was told when I was a little girl about a sister. I assumed she was of the "mythical" variety because of the fantastic stories my Father told me about her. And her special abilities. Over the years I had heard everything from her riding a tamed (only to her) dragon to advance on the enemy, and of course she came out on top of the situation. She seems to me to be just like one of us Darling Austino. I will cut this short until we can meet up in person, oh! By the way will you accompany me on a most wonderful journey to find my sister? She has this charming ability to "jump" from one dimension or another, and well here's the interesting thing....She can change her image holographically. So finding her could be quite tricky. Please, oh please honey, Darling-please do come with. I promise to scratch your back if you scratch mine, and just when is the last time I gave you one of my wonderful massages?" Tarina gasped for breathe. And patiently awaited her Husband's response.

Just as Tarina, A.K.A. Passiona "Bleeped" off to await her honey's reply she heard her incoming messager "ding" and sat down to discuss her newly forming plans with Austino. With a start Tarina's hand went to her mouth as she stifled another gasp. It was an incoming from her sisters!!!!

[austintorn@aol.com]

"OK, I'll be there. Just have to complete a near impossible quest. I met with the GrandMaster General over on Niihau and he's sending me on a mission to find a rhyme with 'orange' that's better than 'door hinge', meaning only one word, although I said that poetry uses syllables instead of words. So, I'm going over to Molokai to search for the rhyme since that's a way better place to look than at the bottom of the ocean. See you soon."

[austintorn@aol.com]

Questor and Passiona recently addressed the new recruits:

No matter what agencies we use or blend into, we are the Ninja Empire and can act as that alone, going where governments and even CIAs cannot go, as we are not a nation nor represent any in particular. This is why our GrandMaster is higher than the leaders of all countries.

We do good only for the sake of good, performing the task and then getting out, not even sticking around to enjoy the scenery. Your reward is the satisfaction of a job well done, along with shelter, food and travel.

We have chosen many from the martial arts, as they have great disipline of body and mind.

We do not kill innocent bystanders if they’ve seen our faces; in fact, we don’t kill them at all.

We use two backup teams, not just one, but they rarely come into play. That is where you will start.