Where am I?

[G_burnett]

graham coming out of his dream of all dreams said "get'um sage"

Imediately living up to his real nature of a familiar having extrordinary abilities gave off a violin screech in certain resonance that not not only stopped Labelwench mighty mount tracks but caused at the front legs spread wide surprised Labelwench to go soaring over the neck still grabbing onto the horn of the saddle that was still between her legs as both flew through the portal door.

the emit also had other varied effect as with such intensity and pitch akin to what we may describe as a universal love song to come to me baby most all in the pub with translators perceived, one little effect it had too was to change the coordinates of the portal destination
so when labelwench tumbled through she was going to find herself on a certain world of hot mud baths filled with gigantic versions of worms very similar to what Roberta had become and she near ate. ... besides a eight thousand increase of size they had teeth, very sharp teeth a minor difference to Robert.

All said though they were as may be expected quite docile worms for there size. Labelwench had a real problem though, meeting Robert in his travels and his higher intellect they had made him Worm God of all and creator of the universe ... not some one you eat.

They in all fairness and sense of justice decided immediately the fate of the God to have her there to eat her. ... thus so occupied Robert went wiggle wiggle wiggle through the portal back to the bar.

He was just in time to see the unavoidable stampede of all patrons familiars including the mighty tongued horse turn and rush at Graham.

As a certain profanity was heard graham was seen to be in the air and quickly over the bar to a secret trap door portal he knew of.

Robert in a never seen before burst of power and speed had reached the lock mechanical system with an even faster wiggle had the combination changed.

Looking straight at Robert he realized what had happened ... nano bots had created there own DNA modification device and teleporter out of the weapons briefcase and were reconstructing Robert.
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`Gar d`e Wolf!`yelled graham.....`

....and with that command the hairs raised on his familiars back, her fangs and claws and jaws and all her mass accordingly and somewhat out of proportion grew in nano seconds to where even the horse in one bite would have and more likely would be, ...bitten in half ....and clear prediction what was to happen next by a low growl deep in her throat...alass but for one unexpected reason.... sage sneezed ... it changed everything.

In his best guess of the real Robert being more intellect then not Graham told Robert,


Òk buddy, open that lock or im going to collect the 250,000 dollar bounty on your april first worm ass,.... from Microsoft ... `

It had the desired effect ...

[G_burnett]

The briefcase having been a weapon that stopped time an original feature, now enhanced by Carly nanobots and changeling protocols to be included in power Austin was developing ... it was but a small wiggle of his new nose developing and all time stopped in the pub ... not though for graham, Robert, sage and the nanobots...

I knew you would stop time graham said
I should let the love machine finish you Robert replied
and went on ... it was your sage who got it in motion ..
HAH ..it would indeed be a good way to go graham laughed out ..
just a few more seconds graham thought and then 'NOW SAGE!" he yelled...

sage Imediately rubbed his legs together and gave off a near in audit-able type noise in binary code that immediately finished all the nanobots, including the ones that permeated Robert.. the nano bots had finished restoring Robert from a little worm to his original self.... it was perfect timing.

or was it Graham thought as a little drool came from Roberts lips and he started to suck his thumb ...

[G_burnett]

while time was still and stopped graham took out his magic marker knowing others would not remember him having such a device and with a couple questions in the effects of memory regards to fusion and plasma he was Little surprised to see on the virtual white board that the marker was indicating Roberts memories being taken by lightening in the first place were still out in the cosmos in photon stream somewhere.

as the marker kept going with the calculations there was a good chance they would return close enough to the pub for a recovery operation.

Un wiring the satellite dish and hooking it up to the briefcase remains with a few adjustments he gave the all to willing Robert and end of a bare wire to suck on
and a second one stuck in his ear and with a little patience and watching the timer on the briefcase graham turned time back on and through a second switch that shot a low amp current across the lobes of Robert's brain to a transmitted alignment the sat dish was picking up.

As the magic marker had predicted Robert had memory again. Unfortunately the marker had not calculated the out of sync stopped time relativity quotient when the calc was done and Robert started in a regal pose to spout out the Ten Commandments in old Hebrew ...

Oops ....

graham said....

and he began to adjust the briefcase again.

by now the pub was listening to the fearless leader with intent as the translators gave them all inspiration to the nature of man ... of course being the majority were physicists of one sort or another they thought it was a comedy skit and the laughter was contagious till all was in an gleefully uproar of hoo hahs and belly jiggling. those that had belly's and the others just nodded varied appendages uncontrollably ...

Graham distracted by the laughter was having a hard time with the readjustments in no real hurry finding the rants himself humorous and knowing in the spookiness effect he could still recover Roberts memories despite time relativity issues when God decided he had heard enough laughter and showed up in a white light of a personal tunnel portal, being a personal tunnel did not shut and laughter stopped to the background noise of trumpets that preceded His appearance.

"fight fight!" some one yelled as they went through a portal door and was heard befor it shut behind him ..

[G_burnett]

"LOVE, PEACE ON EARTH, AND GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN!" boomed God.

Just then from the shadows in a true character of evil manifesting in anger and drool sprung out a babbling want to be that had been talking with Greg, chair raised high to strike God in the back of his head and to all in amaze of the moment frozen as it seemed it was the end of God.

That is when Robert picked up his walking stick in wonderfully form and tossed it before the assailant where it turned into a serpent, winding around him with crushing coils and thus with a great "hiss" in bone dissolving poison drool of a two fanged open jaw and quickly swallowed the want to be assailant chair and all.

Max suddenly rushed in from a side portal yelling "My prediction came true my prediction came true, I said it first ...i said it first!" and ran right into the chest of God whom having grown a bit took one mighty hand to the forehead of MAX and said ...

"BLESS YOU CHILD!"

Max fainted of course from the experience.

Graham with non idle hands through all this finished resetting the briefcase and quickly and deftly shoving two wires in the ears of the Robert Moses conjoin turned the switch and Robert finally became Robert again in mind body and soul to say "wow, what a dream I had"

God looking around for Moses and not seeing him but noticing all the familiars and assorted bugs besides Mohan wide eyed, all calm at his feet, ordered a round of drinks for them all and squatted down amid his converts an began to converse with them about something between belly rubs and sips of wine.

Graham mumbling something about his work never done left for his night job at the toll booth.

[G_burnett]

as graham left the pub unceremoniously a portal opened and a large worm casing wiggled through to burst open on the floor where labelwench popped out.

having been eaten in all fairness by the giant worms who worshiped Robert, just out of all fairness of Justice there reason she was indigestible and had been emitted intact little worse for wear and tear.

looking around in her return and saying thank you graham, somehow the tone of her thanks was making graham lucky some thought he was not there to hear it though universal translators do have there failings.

the clean up bots were in there micro glory being able to get such rich energy as the slime and worm goo dried, hardened and fell off labelwench.

soon she was back to being her pert and cute little self ...

as the wine was ever filling the cups around God the mighty war horse was a bit wobbly on its feet but hurried to master and friend the best it could and a few feet stepped on in the crowd could not deter it purpose.

What a lovely picture they made together ...

[labelwench]

As Caramel rejoined her mistress, the same glanced at her reflection in the mirror over the bar. Mudpacks were good for the complexion and the nanobots had done marvellous work, throwing in a an exfoliation, manicure, pedicure and even retouching her eye makeup, she noted with satisfaction. Very good work indeed....

She had trifled with Graham's ego and dignity publicly and he had every right to do so in kind, yet he had observed the rules of engagement fairly.

God was still feeling magnaminous, ordering another round to celebrate her return to the pub. She requested a bucket of "Adam's Ale" for her mount and a bottle of Argentinian Malbec for herself, and quietly took same by the back door to the quiet of the night, under the stars.

Caramel, having quenched her thirst, led the way to a soft patch of grass, and soon reclined upon same, resting on her sternum, legs neatly tucked under. She lowered herself to sit leaning against Caramel's back, in such a manner that between them both, none could approach unnoticed. Sipping the Malbec with appreciation and admiring the night sky....

After a time, Katrina slipped from the shadows, approaching on silent pads to lay beside the pair and rest her head on the lap of Labelwench, who was also of the "Wolf Clan" by prior affiliation.

And so the three remained, companionably, enjoying shared thoughts, as time passed gently, through them, or they through it, mattering not....

[G_burnett]

as graham got tired he decided to let everyone on the road to get a free ride and opened the toll booths gates and went back to the Pub using his under the counter portal.

He was thinking of rule three, "leave your dignity at the door with your cloths (if you like)" but decided to keep his jump suit on.

sage was cured up in Gods beard and sleeping he noticed and his wolf was over with labelwench and her roan getting her belly rubbed so he asked Robert how things were going for him ... oh fine he said, "I am waiting for the 6:48 to Frisco portal to go home" he continued.

"Carly text me and said she was nuking a meal for me to be ready." going on.

"Have you heard from Tina lately?" graham asked.

"no" he replied. "she hasn't come in for tea once in God knows.... how much time?

God spoke up immediately saying "she feels lonely 'cause no one has befriended her but one!" "She needs LOVE!" He continued ...

That woke every one up from there drunken slumbers and ponders ... everyone knowing was a nice lady she is ....

[G_burnett]

as the wine flowed in never ending water jars with God still in the Pub time passed till Robert was to leave.

Un knowing to anyone in the Pub at that exact moment of 6:47 when Robert was just giving open sesame command to the doors of the home portal Carly got hit with a solar flare enrichment that cause her dinner for Robert to burn ... and solved the age old question of when California would slip into the sea by nuking the whole state and eradicating any worry... of course it was a very large solar flare that also solved the Mexican border problems and drug wars as all the way down the Baja peninsula was crispy to say the least as was sin city's in Nevada which got the MF pulse and went bankrupt as all the machines paid off jackpots at once.

Further north in a twist of fate the only survivors in Oregon and Washington State were some Viet Nam VETS living off the land in the western mountains of Washington but that was only for seven and a half minutes till Mount Rainer blew up and engulfed them in lava.

Canadians north of the border on the west coast region being so polite in there lives had lots of Karma points built up and the radiation stopped at the border so no one there was hurt.

Robert,... at Exactly 6:48.... stepped into the open portal just as the alarms went off behind the bar that there was a power surge... so he did not notice ... as Carley was saying "ooopsiedasieeee!" ... a second after the poor cooking skills manifested, Robert was gone beyond even Antonio's calculation ability ... and the portal shut. ...

[Mikal]

At exactly 6:47 luck would have it that Mikal was standing in front of a Nevada Gaming Machine, and had just posited a fresh $20.00 bill and pulled the crank...just as the solar flare did its majic...all the bells rang and Mikal quickly gathered up her winnings into three burlap sacks. Never one to give the casino back any of their money she left....climbed into her sleek, fiery red cruiser and sped towards the safety of the Canadian border...
First stop was to meet G and supply him with enough green backs to secure his scientific experiments to reality....
Next stop was to meet Ghosty and little ghosty and supply them with enough green backs to last them for the rest of their life....
Now onto the trip back to Ontario and the wilderness which harbored her cabin....here she planned a wicked TOE gathering so she could meet everyone...
With MJ touting the morality of Food....she invited LW to create a menu everyone could live with....a PS was added that it was okay to arrive and ride in on Caramel...
She messaged Greg and Leskey and ask them if they could stop ROTFLMAO long enough to attend...
She invited Michael to fold up his loungechair and bring it along...
She especially wanted to meet Michael Turner to thank him for all his kindness to help her learn while handicapped with an unscientific brain....
All were welcomed and she told Carly to dump the burned dinner and jump in the vortex with Robert before he left without her...
A special message to Jak....I read your shoutbox call to call you "Rusty" so I have purchaed for you a 20 year supply of special oil to fix problems...

The Toequest gang shall wine, dine and dance in the elusive Ontario Wilderness....with catering done to MJAs wishes it should be a great surprise what LW actually cooks up....hmmmmmmm

[AntonioLao]

The feeblest wiggles are known as the quantum vacuum fluctuations of zero-point energies and the virtual particles of a virtual reality.