Where am I?

[G_burnett]

As Graham had lots of money thanks to Mikal and reading the fine work of Antonio in Texas not effected by the loss of the west coast it was then easy to add a spin to the formula of now wiggle whiffle wiggle wiggle whiffle whiffle progression of Robert in the power surge to figure out where he was, many fine mathematicians being hired to submit endless pages of numbers and symbols of solutions .... of course it was the calculations of Carly receiving all this input in that fine underused Brain Robert had given life to that did the final adjustments to the portals to find the progressive sequence of wiggles and whiffles and sure enough he was soon on his way to what was left of his fried lab ...

[G_burnett]

Robert had no longer been gone for two minutes or seven hundred and twenty drinks of wine poured (Pub Time) when in came a white coated, pocket protected from at least nine pens, clipboard carrying four eyed young fellow barely out of grade six by the 4 '2" stature and with a squeaky voice blared out "where the hell is Robert?"

"whatcha your moutha punk," someone yelled from the shadows as a half full of low alcohol yellow pee looking liquid in a mug Americans on earth call "beer" came flying past his ear an saturating his smock .. followed by another that hit him in the chest with "yea theres'lasses presennnt in har'"

red faced and near to tears he said "I am from CERN recruitment you you boozoes ..." he tried to retort with little success of dignity

Then going on, "That little worm was suppose to be at work today!..." (laughter drowning out the full text for the translators to work right with what he said after) "....and tha....Carl.... w..h all the langu ....ills too!"

"Take the LA portal and go 600 miles north along the coast big shot" some one replied to much more laughter ...

"They had a little energy problem there but he will have the only light on so you cant miss him", another guffawed out ...

"wiggle wiggle wiggle along ...little one" laughed another, female voice this time to much more hoots and hollers of glee ... and much embarrassed with his cute red cheeks beaming anger he stepped into the LA portal failing to see the out of order 'one way only" sign that had fallen to the floor ... and disappeared ...

"That was sick," God said,

"Round of wine on me.." He continued.."