Pub songs: Now Playing: (_________)

[Meem]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0H60...eature=channel

[labelwench]

Mago De Oz

http://youtubedouga.net/detail/n-FOiXRFTtE

[Meem]

A woman walks in and plays a song for Meem. He looks at her standing near Robert and he says, "are you just gonna stand there all day ... or are you gonna come dance with me?" "Hey Robert, who's the dog catcher and who's the atomic dog?" Meem notices the high arch of Robbert's left eyebrow before he says, "This is not a logical question," and turns away to carry on with some new mixture in-behind the bar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5DrK...eature=related

Yeah, this is a story of a famous dog
For the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy
These are clapping dogs, rhythmic dogs
Harmonic dogs, house dogs, street dogs
Dog of the world unite
Dancin' dogs
Yeah
Countin' dogs, funky dogs
Nasty dogs (Dog)

Atomic dog
Atomic dog

Like the boys
When they're out there walkin' the streets
May compete
Nothin' but the dog in ya

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah

Like the boys
When they're out there walkin' the streets
May compete
Nothin' but the dog in ya

Why must I feel like that
Oh, why must I chase the cat

Like the boys
When they're out there walkin' the streets
May compete
Nothin' but the dog in ya

Ruff
Ruff
Ruff

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher

Do the dogcatcher, baby, do the dogcatcher
Ooh

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah

Just walkin' the dog
Oh, atomic dog

Futuristic bow-wow

Ruff

Leader of the pack
Wild dog

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Just the dog in me
Nothin' but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Just the dog in me
Nothin' but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
The dog in me (Dog in me)
The dog is in me (Dog in me)

Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher
Do you wanna do the dogcatcher
Well, baby, why don't you do it again for me

Dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher

House-trained dogs
Wild dogs
Say it again

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat

[labelwench]

The woman remains by the bar, contemplating Meem's musical selection, and requests a Singapore Sling from Robert.

Then she saunters over to the old fashioned jukebox and drops in her quarter....

.....quickly punching in the only logical response.....

.....for a pub, of course....

Hair Of The Dog, by Nazareth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVtJKErRBpI

warning: coarse language

[racecar]

Racecar walked in happy to see friends at this happy hour and asked for some bug juice, a drink introduced to her long ago at a rugby party where she often presided as "tap girl"...something like a water boy.

She starts tappin' her toes and it soon becomes clear she hasn't a musical bone in her body, but much appreciates the atmosphere just the same.

"Cool 2nz".

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/...rway-to-heaven

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL---4xQYA

Racecar shouts over to Meem, "SORRY, SEE YA LATER, DUDE."

[Meem]

Meem shouts back at racecar, "There is no need to be sorry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxZg1EKFMxI
but your appology is accetped." For what he is not certain, but oh it makes him wonder ...

"what I got ... "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sal-bp_ciC4&feature=fvw


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe6uw...eature=related

[racecar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivWGHR75_3s

[Meem]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNn361umypM

[labelwench]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQ4mzPKTew

Hayley Westenra performing....

Both Sides Now

Bows and flows of angel hair
And ice cream castles in the air
And feather canyons everywhere
I've looked at clouds that way

But now they only block the sun
They rain and snow on everyone
So many things I would have done
But clouds got in my way

I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It's cloud illusions I recall
I really don't know clouds at all

Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels
The dizzy dancing way you feel
As every fairy tale comes real
I've looked at love that way

But now it's just another show
You leave 'em laughing when you go
And if you care, don't let them know
Don't give yourself away

I've looked at love from both sides now
From give and take, and still somehow
It's love's illusions I recall
I really don't know love at all

Tears and fears and feeling proud
To say "I love you" right out loud
Dreams and schemes and circus crowds
I've looked at life that way

Oh but now old friends are acting strange
They shake their heads, they say I've changed
Well something's lost but something's gained
In living every day

I've looked at life from both sides now
From WIN and LOSE and still somehow
It's life's illusions I recall
I really don't know life at all

I've looked at life from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It's life's illusions I recall
I really don't know life at all

[racecar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsUM7V6Ku_8