[Guille]

Guille was on his own in the far end of a corner of the pub, sitting down, writing ideas, or at least he had a pen and papers, but the fac of writing words couldn't be especifyed for the horrible calligraphy he has.

He then got a paper and started to destroy it, swearing out loud, in his style, and een ate a part of the paper "what da ****! this is so ******* frustrating! philosophy is **** crazy!" etc....And then....."WAIT! yes, that is the solution" and he started to write in other papers so fast that the paper moved out, and the pen marked a line on the table, but he didn't notice...

"I HAVE IT: The philosophical solution for my scientific-mathematical investigations, and thus, concluding the true TOE" (or at least true for me- he thought).

But in that very moment, Guille noticed a shadow with the shape of a person in his table, and heard a sort of roar, probably caused by the pen mark now clearly visible, and then Guille noticed both the beer glass which was now empty, and the pen mark, and said to himself "what a welcoming moment for my discovery" And started to consider the possibility that god did exist, and that he was so angry that Guille had gone even further than he himself had (god), so he was now punishing him.

[PROFET]

profet enters the pub,
dressed like a monk,
he had been through a 3 month coma,and the only person in the bar that recognized him was his old friend guille,
they sat downand guille ofered profet a beer , he said no, instead he ordered the most expensive vodka in the bar,
after 20 minits of guille asking question profet answered them in 47 seconds with artificial precision, then he said:
a deal is a deal:
and gave guille a box, not only with 100 per cent of his thoughts. but with the whole world he had gone throuhg with the coma,
guille laoughed out laud, in the box it said:dearest memories
but when guille looked up there was only an emty glass and a bill for an 9 dolar vodka,

profet was gone,




without paying.

[Guille]

After a five minutes of screams and shouts full of swearing words, a fantastic idea came to guille's mind: He remembered that profet came very often to the pub, so he had a "bill collection" which meant that all he had he didn't pay, and it was dded to his account, and at the end of each year he payed. So guille sat there, smilling like an idiot, but being smarter than the one that was smarter than him. He sad there all night, took 2 more vodkas, 5 beers, and a bottle of the most expensive spanish wine. Then he invited all the people in the bar for 3 rounds of beers. Then he signed profet's signature and told the waitress to put it in the account.

And then guille remebered a very famous saying in Spain: Who loughs later, loughs better...
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