[G_burnett]

graham enters the pub. ... it takes a while squeezing through the portal with a seven foot girth matching his hight but all twelve hundred pounds of green gray flesh flesh oozes with a sucking sound like a cheap plastic cork from a baby duck bottle accomplishing the feat ... mass still slippery from the ooze of lubricant that got him in he slips on his own slime with a loud fart or a burp no one knew the belly flop over he is aghast the bar just to hear the quest for what the weapon does " I know!" he replies to let others forget of the embarrassment of such an entry ... "pour me a keg and i will tell you!"

[G_burnett]

.... silence in the pub ... even the words of laughter and jeers hang in the air not quite reaching his ears .... globules of splat booze mixed with saliva from Michaels chew drooling out of his mouth not yet reaching the sand ... all is frozen
all but Graham ... he realizes immediately that the head long slide into the bar knocked the weapon from its perch and now its sitting at his feet ... hmmm the thought as the glow barely surrounds him so he picks it up an moves first around the bar takes and unopened keg in his paw giving it a good shake and then bites into it for a snack ... then he eats the rest of the kegs ... feeling good he picks up the weapon again an moves to lift the skirts of the neutered AI and sure enough beneath the under ware all was smooth ... moving from one to another he pulls down the pants of all the patrons and with the female genders takes off all there tops as well and not with out a few quick kisses here and there ... laughing and snorting as he moves the words and sounds leaving his vicinity freeze in the space he voids ... then saying to himself weapons should be seen but not understood at times he gracefully sails to the side of the bar again on his big rump, trawls the drink out of Roberts hand and smashes the laptop on the ground with a great belch ... time unfreezes near the end of the belch ...