Daily Laughter

[melanie]

Dogs that look like their owners.

[melanie]

[melanie]

Balls

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on
America's recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.

3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: Football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: Golf

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

[Mohan.C]

Did you hear about the pepsi employee who was fired?


He tested positive for Coke...

[Mohan.C]

Some lines on a linux page,

In a world of no walls or fences,
We don't need 'Windows' or 'Gates'!

Son-Who is this man who comes home late every nght to sleep?
Mother- Oh, thank god, at last you saw him, he is your father, a SOFTWARE ENGINEER!!

A scientific sense of humor.

Scientists were playing hide and seek in heaven. Einstein was the seeker...
Newton didn't hide and stood in a square of 1 meter.
Einstein said- I found Newton,
Newton replied- I'm not newton, I am standing in a 1 meter square. So, I am Newton per meter square. Hence, I'm pascal!!!

[melanie]

[Mohan.C]

Sign board in front of a grave yard,

Drive carefully,
We'll wait!

[austintorn@aol.com]

Then the guy got distracted and crashed and died.

They put a sign up:

Relax, it's later than you think.

[austintorn@aol.com]

Once there was a software engineer,
Who at home was seldom there.
One night he said he's going to an affair;
"You can't fool me," she said,
You're going back into work,
Aren't you dear!"

[ggullet]

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